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Is this Awesome? Or just gratuitous violence?

Gratuitous violence is what were here for! AWESOME!
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Postby Colonel-Kermit » Thu Sep 30, 2010 5:40 pm

Elmagnifico wrote:OR

Step 1: You work in Law Enforcement, yes? Find a perp.
Step 2: Bust his ass and confiscate his stuff for "evidence".
Step 3: Go back and do his mother.
Step 4: Root through his stuff until you find his stolen laptop.
Step 5: Watch flashy-flash stuff
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT MOAR


Why did you have to give him the second idea, he will actual do that, and by that I mean some poor sods mother.
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Postby solvess » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:29 pm

Just a question, warhead have you ever done your own mom?
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Postby BFenix » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:34 am

solvess wrote:Just a question, warhead have you ever done your own mom?

I don't see how that disturbing question fits the topic...
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Fri Oct 01, 2010 3:52 am

On this note, I have actually Offered Warhead my mother, she's single and in need of a good humping.

I can't help but wonder why he refused.

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Postby BFenix » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:36 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:On this note, I have actually Offered Warhead my mother, she's single and in need of a good humping.

I can't help but wonder why he refused.

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Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:56 pm

EH! Point of fact, I said I'd stuff her so full I'd burst that fugly noggin' right off her spavined saggy ol' body, but whatever...

As answer to the Law Enforcement/Perp idea. I know where lots of Drug Dealers live and where their money and drugs are kept and what sort of stuff they have to protect it, but I'd need a team and some hardware. It's the team part and dealing with crooks to get the stuff I need that isn't airtight and would cause all the info security problems... unless I killed them all afterwards, h'mm... Nah, the risk of being beasted by aids infested junkies in prison for the rest of my life all for the sake of a new PC kind of puts this idea in the bin. I like my anus the un-prolapsed condition it's in, thanks.
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Postby ikensall » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:10 pm

Not exactly a MILF.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:22 pm

Yeah she is, Minger I'd Like to Flee... :wink:
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Postby naussica » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:57 pm

I love Madness Combat! Where else do you jesus busting caps on everyone he sees?
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