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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Zupponn » Sun May 06, 2012 9:36 pm

I think it has something to do with my title...
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Arkbrik » Mon May 07, 2012 2:31 am

Unimpressed-man would make a nice emoticon.

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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by IVhorseman » Mon May 07, 2012 12:08 pm

Silverdream wrote:Image
blitzen wrote:Image
:mystery:

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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by IVhorseman » Mon May 07, 2012 12:09 pm

Zupponn wrote:I think it has something to do with my title...
Which should now read "doesn't know what a pig looks like"

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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Zupponn » Mon May 07, 2012 8:38 pm

I like how everyone keeps wanting to change my rank title.
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Keldoclock » Mon May 07, 2012 10:46 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
Silverdream wrote:a penis
blitzen wrote:a penis silhouette
:mystery:
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by IVhorseman » Mon May 07, 2012 11:31 pm

I went to the renaissance fair yesterday and let a piggy smell me.

It did not look like a penis.

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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Blitzen » Tue May 08, 2012 1:19 pm

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Often, literally, a pillow fight but may include similar situations like volleyball, particularly when wardrobe is skimpy and the action is bouncy.

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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Zupponn » Tue May 08, 2012 1:46 pm

:lol:
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Blitzen » Tue May 08, 2012 2:35 pm

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This android belongs to a futuristic culture devoid of human life. Androids have seen pictures of humans and decided that head hair is an important social symbol. They all wear acrylic wigs, but insist it's real hair. Wiggery is the most noble and secretive of all professions. Respect is given to those with the fullest and most authentic -looking head hair.

I've been drawing this android design forver. In grade 12 I made and rigged 3d model of one, but I... lost it.

A meta note: does anyone have tips on how to stop drawing on a slant? Everything I draw leans slightly to the left, and it's horrible. Help would be appreciated.
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Tzan » Tue May 08, 2012 2:38 pm

Have you designed it so his chest glows red when he turns evil?

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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Blitzen » Tue May 08, 2012 2:42 pm

I'm not beholden to pedestrian movie cliches!

It's the eyes. The eyes glow red when it (not gendered) turns evil.
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Zupponn » Tue May 08, 2012 3:56 pm

I didn't even notice the eyes from the side shot until you posted the second image. Also, I'm no artist, but maybe some kind of reference lines might help your slanting problem?
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by stubby » Tue May 08, 2012 9:44 pm

Blitzen wrote:A meta note: does anyone have tips on how to stop drawing on a slant? Everything I draw leans slightly to the left, and it's horrible. Help would be appreciated.
Tilt the paper to compensate.
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Re: Unimpressed -man

Post by Keldoclock » Wed May 09, 2012 12:14 am

I just get a ruler and make really thin pencil lines, usually with notches so I know where to put the joints when I do draw humanoids.
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