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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Ham701 » Tue May 15, 2012 9:48 pm

FUCK YEAH WE DON'T NEED CIVIL RIGHTS!!!! GO JESUS!!!! ALL HAIL THE FEDERAL RESERVE!!!!! FUCK YEAH AMERICA!!!!!
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Silverdream » Tue May 15, 2012 9:52 pm

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SUPERIORITY THROUGH BOOZE! WATCH AND TREMBLE BENEATH OUR MOOSE AND POLAR BEAR CAVALRY! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Colette » Tue May 15, 2012 9:53 pm

Another day, just like any other
out of the blue, it turned to horror
How could they? Why would they?
The innocents suffered hell's inferno
An senseless act that goes unforgotten
How could they? They will pay.

When the Eagle Cries
When the Eagle Cries
When the Eagle Cries
When the Eagle Cries
When the Eagle Cries

Out of the ashes came a tempted vengeance,
but we are focused, we seek redemption
we are free, we'll stay free
All they've done, is make us stronger
The sleeping giant, is asleep no longer
If need be, we'll die free

When the Eagle Cries blood will flow
When the Eagle Cries for freedom's fight
When the Eagle Cries we love us all
When the Eagle Cries we'll sacrifice
When the Eagle Cries

When the Eagle Cries blood will flow
When the Eagle Cries they made us stronger for freedoms fight
When the Eagle Cries we'll sacrifice we love us all
When the Eagle Cries for freedom's fight we'll sacrifice
When the Eagle Cries!


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(Credit to Iced Earth for the lyrics)
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Silverdream » Tue May 15, 2012 10:01 pm

between the icecaps of the North Pole,
and the STATES of America,
there's a country in the middle,
that is known as Canada.
where the natives all are happy,
and the lakes are fresh and clean,
there is no unemployment,
and no one is mean,
in the summer there's no mosquitoes,
and the winters are never cold,
there is no clear cut logging,
and no o-zone hole.
oh Canada your leaders are so swell,
in Canada no one ever goes to hell,

no criminals or taxes,
and Visa never phones,
Elvis is alive in Moose Jaw,
but we leave him alone,
cuz we're in Canada,
whose army is so strong,
in Canada,
no one has to mow their lawn,
no waiting for the buses,
no standing in a line,
the banks are all non-profit,
and the dollar flows at 99.9,
(that's American you know)
so shout Canada,
the courts are always fair,
shout Canada,
where mechanics never never swear,
(talking)

the rednecks and the hippies live in perfect harmony,
growing wheat and marijuana together hydroponically,
nobody has pimples and the sky is so clear,
and when Jesus Christ comes back to earth,
I know he'll be born here,
the phone lines are never busy,
and you're never put on hold,
Canada's the country garbed entirely from gold,
oh in Canada,
everyone says please,
in Canada,
no one ever cuts the cheese,
oh Canada,
oh Canada,
the country of love is the country for me,
Canada,
starts with a 'C'

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We also beat America in the most important place, sex.

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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Zupponn » Tue May 15, 2012 11:14 pm

Superiority through booze? I live in Wisconsin. That's practically the alcohol capital of the world (Only maybe challenged by Germany). I mean, come on like Bonn-o-Tron. 90% of the world's brandy is said to be consumed here and La Crosse, WI holds the world record for the city with the most bars per capita.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Blitzen » Mon May 21, 2012 7:48 am

I'm going through old school stuff and I found this. I drew it on a math test last year. Not sure how well I did on the test.

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It's a bit hard to read, so...

DIALOGUE
Android: "There's this thing called charisma. You probably don't know what I'm talking about."
Cyclops: "I love romantic comedies."
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Often, literally, a pillow fight but may include similar situations like volleyball, particularly when wardrobe is skimpy and the action is bouncy.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Blitzen » Tue May 29, 2012 11:22 pm

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Often, literally, a pillow fight but may include similar situations like volleyball, particularly when wardrobe is skimpy and the action is bouncy.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Zupponn » Wed May 30, 2012 12:22 am

Ooo... I like that one.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby mgb519 » Wed May 30, 2012 9:06 am

Simple, yet awesome.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Whiteagle » Wed May 30, 2012 1:38 pm

"You cannot kill me, for my body is already... a GHOST!"
"BOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Blitzen » Thu May 31, 2012 2:02 am

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Just experimenting with texture and stuff. I wish the words were preserved better at this size. The full image is 1280*1024, but I shrunk it down to 800*640 for reasons.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Blitzen » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:57 pm

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Tell me if you see an acronym in this logo.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Zupponn » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:38 pm

That looks really similar to something I've seen before, but I can't quite place it.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Tzan » Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:40 pm

d or J

L or I

P

Maybe an O

In context I suppose it would be fine.
The open d and P is ok.
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Re: Unimpressed -man and other Works of Ert

Postby Blitzen » Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:54 am

Cool. I'm relieved.

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EDIT: more stuff.

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EDIT: The typeface is called Play. I think I like it. Thoughts?
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