BrikWars 2010: Coming Soon

by **Warhead** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:34 pm

Heh-hey!.. Well said sah! Well said indeed.

by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 4:35 pm

could i be a random brick?

by **Warhead** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:44 pm

THE BITCH + HELL-O KITTAH!!!

Hell-O Kittah gets stuck in!

Blood Daemons and Daemon Minions dive for cover or futilely attack and are ignored as Hell-O Kittah strides right up to the gates of Cthulhu Hell.

Calamari is flying every which way!

But as fast as she can cut the tentacles, they are replaced with two more.

A Titanic battle ensues.

Where neither has the clear advantage.

Something has to give...

Hell-O Kittah is seized up in a tangle of tinkle snuggle... I mean tentacle snuggle.

She slashes her Power Saw severing several tendrils but tragically the Power Saw jams and is ripped off!

More tentacles appear and rap themselves around Hell-O Kittah, dragging her to her doom.

Going...

Going!..

Gone.

The lone Grand Bitchess awakens.

What's she looking for?

AH-HA!!!

HOE-HO!

HE-Huh?.. What the fuckislike?

Riding on the back of the flying attack crocodile the Grand Bitches strikes a pose in preparation of kicking some serious ass next turn.

Smoke Me A Kipper I'll Be Back For Breakfast!

by **stubby** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:52 pm

She's gone double-ended! Now she can kick ass-to-ass, Requiem for a Dream style.

by **Warhead** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:53 pm

MEANWHILE: Alsø wik

A new threat emergies! Attracted to the residule Ossume power of the Maytricks the Flebbnorks swarm.

A hapless and armless Peach Liberation Army gunner is caught, he doesn't stand a chance.

Consuming all in their path the Flebbnorks at least clean up another corner of the battlefield.

by **aoffan23** » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:58 pm

I thought fleebs only fed off power sources?

Then again, humans emit a lot of energy and body heat, so they could technically be a power source...

But these are minifigs, not humans...

You know what, fuck it. Let them consume all!!! :twisted:

by **fredde** » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:01 pm

Awesome!

by RJ » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:06 am

Wait, so am I out then?

by **Timedude** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 7:37 am

Wow. How many factions are there in this game? This one round is crazy, and I haven't even looked at the other 9 rounds. Geez. Insane levels of destruction and carnage, and it just keeps on going.

-TheSnackist
(Timedude)

by **kiemaster** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:46 pm

WOOOOO RED DWARF FTW!!!!!! :csi:

by **Natalya** » Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:48 pm

Timedude wrote:Wow. How many factions are there in this game? This one round is crazy, and I haven't even looked at the other 9 rounds. Geez. Insane levels of destruction and carnage, and it just keeps on going.

-TheSnackist
(Timedude)

I know rite. Just like the Story of Ricky.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · by **naussica** » Sun May 02, 2010 1:50 pm

Where there is BoB, there is the trianglist pope PESGORES! I just have a hunch he'll show up.

by **Warhead** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:45 pm

+++++THE ASSYRIAN EMPIRE-PART I+++++
some of the following isn't mine, some of it is and yes I am aware of any inconsistencies and irregularities, and that much of it is crap without photoshop editing, too bad, I do what I can. As for taking any liberties with names, story etc, I simply had to. In war all is not as you might like it to be.

High above the Britannian planet of Praetoria...

An Assyrian Venus Class Heavy Destroyer serenely idles in a stationary orbit.

Closely escorted by two Spearhead Class Battlecruisers: The HMS Artemis and her sister ship the HMS Boadicea. The serenity is illusory as a heated discussion continues across the gulf of space.

2nd Leutenant Commander Ivana commanding the ANS Venus.

ANS Venus wrote:...I say again, we have people on the surface in need of assistance. I have a priority request from my Captain for an immediate planetary bombardment...

Flag Admiral, Lady Elizabeth Halifax Northbrook of her Majesties Britannian League Navy, commanding HMS Boadicea and her Majesties forces Praetoria.

HMS Boadicea wrote:You WILL power down your weapons Commander or I shall consider this an act of war. We also have people down there and I am not prepared to give up on them just yet.

ANS Venus wrote:Commander! We have an emergency fighter launch from the Boadicea, six Valkyre Fighters, tactical says they're setting up for an anti-shipping run.

ANS Venus wrote:Set all point defence for anti-fighter defence! Navigation! Plot me a course past the Artimis... Main weapon! I want a firing resolution on that ship, yesterday!

Aye, aye Commander!..

ANS Venus wrote:Tactical! I have two more ships launching from the Artimis, could be heavy bombers or assault shuttles.

Very well, Main Weapon, FIRE!!!

To be continued...

by **fredde** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:51 pm

just......wow

by **Bragallot** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:00 pm

The Assyrians would bombard Natalya? What are these, rebels? :') Und vere iz my cameo von Pompous? :twisted:

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