The battle opens on Beta Canum Verticorum System. The Star Templars have landed at the landing pad for the Gardian Ark, hoping to cut them off before they can escape with the Last Ginger.
However, the Gardians respect all life, and are aided by the forces of nature.
The Star Templar commander, piloting a Hammer Industries Variable Threat Response Battle Suit, attempts to pick off the Hinbu Monks protecting the Last Ginger.
Gardian Snow Commandos on zip-lines and Mechanostriders cross the icy river to hold back the Star Templars.
The Star Templars attempt to flank the Gardians with their tricycle and Dreadnaught.
A few of them decide to just chill by the shuttle and trade theories on the upcoming series finale of LOST.
The remaining Hinbu monk fights off three assassins.
...but the dead Hinbu monk isn't done yet, the next turn he gets his Reincarnation Roll. Unfortunately he rolled a little low, so he comes back as a Doberman.
The VTR Battle Suit descends from the sky and blasts the remaining Hinbu swordsman.
Fortunately, his Reincarnation roll is a little better, and he returns to the battlefield as a Yeti!
With the enemy forces in disarray, the Last Ginger escapes to the waiting spaceship, which the Templars completely neglected to destroy.
To their credit, they were very distracted by a sniper on the zip-line.
The Last Ginger escapes once again, with a 50/50 chance of repopulating the galaxy with red-headed and freckled progeny.