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Postby legacymedia92 » Tue May 25, 2010 7:05 am

This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did

once I actually cried during a movie  :shock:
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Postby Rody » Tue May 25, 2010 9:04 am

... ladies night...
I should speak no further of it.
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Postby RoC77 » Tue May 25, 2010 10:30 am

I had a girl kill a spider for me.....
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Re: hand in your mancard

Postby stubby » Tue May 25, 2010 11:00 am

legacymedia92 wrote:This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did

once I actually cried during a movie  :shock:

There are certain manly exemptions to be considered.  Did this event involve the death of a dog, the sacrifice of a soldier for his country, or anything involving your national flag?  Alternately, was a truck blown up or a beer supply destroyed somehow?

Note: none of the above apply if the movie was animated.
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Postby Tzan » Tue May 25, 2010 12:23 pm

RoC77 wrote:I had a girl kill a spider for me.....


Uh oh!
I can help you with that. You can kill it with 409 or any cleaner with ammonia in it. Just spray and kill.

A medium sized spider will take about 15 min to die. Smaller die faster.
This is also good for killing ants and other insects.
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Re: hand in your mancard

Postby legacymedia92 » Tue May 25, 2010 6:17 pm

stubby wrote:
legacymedia92 wrote:This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did

once I actually cried during a movie  :shock:

There are certain manly exemptions to be considered.  Did this event involve the death of a dog, the sacrifice of a soldier for his country, or anything involving your national flag?  Alternately, was a truck blown up or a beer supply destroyed somehow?

Note: none of the above apply if the movie was animated.


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Postby IVhorseman » Wed May 26, 2010 2:02 am

oh you 'mo
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Postby Warhead » Wed May 26, 2010 11:00 am

I once ate Quiche. It was fuckin' horrible.  :?
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Postby Magic Soap » Wed May 26, 2010 1:10 pm

RoC77 wrote:I had a girl kill a spider for me.....


:!: Once, I stamped on an insect, sprayed deodorant, air freshener and water all over it's mangled corpse, whacked it a few more times. 5 Minutes later, it was still alive.  :?:
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Postby Rody » Wed May 26, 2010 2:12 pm

cross-dressing for a party.
complete with make-up and everything, and then dancing like a whore.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed May 26, 2010 2:48 pm

Why do I find this incredibly exciting? :oops:
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Re: hand in your mancard

Postby Tzan » Wed May 26, 2010 3:39 pm

legacymedia92 wrote:This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did



I once actually considered posting a true story in a thread entitled "hand in your mancard".
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed May 26, 2010 5:11 pm

well, i played with  barbies when i was 5-7.
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Re: hand in your mancard

Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed May 26, 2010 6:05 pm

stubby wrote:
legacymedia92 wrote:This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did

once I actually cried during a movie  :shock:

There are certain manly exemptions to be considered.  Did this event involve the death of a dog, the sacrifice of a soldier for his country, or anything involving your national flag?  Alternately, was a truck blown up or a beer supply destroyed somehow?

Note: none of the above apply if the movie was animated.


I didn't acually cry but Saving Private Ryan fucked me up.
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Re: hand in your mancard

Postby aoffan23 » Wed May 26, 2010 6:41 pm

Cpt. Zipps wrote:
stubby wrote:
legacymedia92 wrote:This is the thread that you can regain your mancard (by public ridicule) for any un-manly thing you ever did

once I actually cried during a movie  :shock:

There are certain manly exemptions to be considered.  Did this event involve the death of a dog, the sacrifice of a soldier for his country, or anything involving your national flag?  Alternately, was a truck blown up or a beer supply destroyed somehow?

Note: none of the above apply if the movie was animated.


I didn't acually cry but Saving Private Ryan fucked me up.


Honestly, I almost cried when watching Reign Over Me. No death scenes, just sad stuff.

Also, I had to wear a dress for a comm tech project... It accentuated my chestal area.... yeah...
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