+++ THE DEADLY SPACEMEN + BoB +++
Silva' focuses his powers on his magic staff. A deep thrumming noise begins to emanate from it growing louder, until...
Three Old style crappy looking Deadly Spaceman Robots appear. Just how deadly can something this goofy looking be?..
The Robots quickly arm themselves...
Without hesitation the first attacks Manly Fucking Santa, who easily blocks and counters the stroke.
but that wasn't the robots real attack... oh dear.
Oh, so quite deadly then.
MFS is out and in need of medical attention (a medkit will do) by the end of next turn or he's gone, the Hoes are stunned and disrupted losing their action this turn. The Glitter Ball has toppled over too.
Another Robot fires off a rocket, at Stubby!
He comes to land 10" away in a pile of debris.
But it wasn't a direct hit so didn't even disrupt him, but I wouldn't like to be the next person to cross him.
*Beep!* *Beep!* *Beep!*
Aw, a cute little robot come to see if he can lend medical assistance and make it all better...
Ah yes, much better now. *Beep!*
Arkbrik is next in the firing line and his Spiffmobile takes a pounding. I gave him every opportunity after the ship took a crit but he fluffed his pilot roll and spins out of control... Mayday! Mayday! We're going down..!
Arky survives unscathed but his ships flying days are over, the guns work though.
Unconcerned for his safety BoB strolls towards the traitor Blue Deadly Spaceman.
The DSM opens fire but BoB easily makes the shot disappear through the hole on his rim on a stick.
BoB whips out his sausage meat, it looks like the DSM's days are numbered!..
OH! Oh, right!
More Ketchup Mr DSM?
The DSM re-joins his comrades after accepting his new best mate BoB's Hotdog inna'bun.