The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010

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Postby RunsWithLegos » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:35 am

GRAW! F*CK THE VOL UP!
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Postby Natalya » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:13 pm

Turn 6 Assyrian Militia

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Santa shoots one of his assailants. The Death Car shoots at the truck.


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The Truck takes a point of damage.



Peach Resistance

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The Truck's driver tells some prisoners to get in. Remember last turn he scared two of the chain gang leaders and forced them to jump out of the way. Well, that means he can give orders to them until someone holds them at gun point again, so they hopped in the back.


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Santa gets shot at but it's a miss. Will he ever die?


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The Truck speeds off.


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And finally, the Jeeps move up.



The Vol

The Vol dispatch. Three of them mace the peach who had brought some prisoners to the truck. (They got in this turn, but I forgot to take a picture.)

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There's a close-up. >;)


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They also kill the driver of a Jeep.


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And their gunner blows out a tire on the Escape Truck. Said Truck started with 8 inches of move but every blown out tire reduces that by 1 inch.


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End Turn Six.

Executed Peaches: 08
Rescued Peaches: 00
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Postby Lt. Krus » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:50 pm

GO VOL!
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Postby Hoboman » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:51 pm

I just love those Jeeps. They are so nice.

I also think it is funny that I find myself rooting for the Peachs. :D
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Postby piltogg » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:06 pm

couldnt the peaches have just killed the dude in the mcdonalds?
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Postby Lt. Krus » Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:53 pm

Wait, are the VOL and the Assyrians allied?
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Postby Hoboman » Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:42 pm

piltogg wrote:couldnt the peaches have just killed the dude in the mcdonalds?

LOL, that would have slowed things down some at least. :D
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Postby solvess » Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:49 pm

piltogg wrote:couldnt the peaches have just killed the dude in the mcdonalds?


I am sure a bunch of chained up peaches could kill a insane chainsaw and gun wielding McDonald's worker (who looks to be a girl) wearing a full metal face mask. :mystery:
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Postby Hoboman » Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:31 pm

solvess wrote:
piltogg wrote:couldnt the peaches have just killed the dude in the mcdonalds?


I am sure a bunch of chained up peaches could kill a insane chainsaw and gun wielding McDonald's worker (who looks to be a girl) wearing a full metal face mask. :mystery:

Interesting, I assumed he meant have some of the peaches with guns go in and kill him/her/it. I did not take the comment to mean the chained peaches do the job, but what ever works I guess. :lol:
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:00 pm

They can't kill the Insane McDonald's Lady because they are unarmed while she has a pistol and a circular saw.
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Postby mm233 » Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:11 am

NatalyaAF wrote:They can't kill the Insane McDonald's Lady because they are unarmed while she has a pistol and a circular saw.


not to mention the peaches are hand cuffed... :D



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Postby Hoboman » Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:13 pm

Ok, clearly I failed at communication. I did not mean the prisoners had guns. I meant the peach troops that came onto the board with guns.

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Please return to the game at hand.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:18 am

Dammit, I hope she finishes the write up.
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:59 am

Subtle bump but I whole heartedly agree.
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Postby Natalya » Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:49 pm

Turn 7 Assyrian Militia:

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Santa kills his assailant.


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Another Peach gets executed.


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One of the Yellows jumps on the truck to try to stop it, but that will have to wait.



Peach Resistance

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The Truck crushes a Vol as it makes its way towards the militia.


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At the same time, the jeeps open up on the Vol with their auto guns and heavy bolter turrets. The Vol take casualties. Their armour is tough but not tough enough to stop these weapons.

At this point I'm not sure what happened but I think I forgot to take pictures of the Vol in turn 7. O well. :(

End Turn Seven.

Executed Peaches: 09
Rescued Peaches: 00
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