+ + + + + MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA + + + + +
Oh-Oh, too late, the awkward situation has been witnessed by MFS... who's psychic libido goes on MANLY overdrive...
Which manifests in his Hoes getting it on together.
MFS stands errect as his Hoes get their game faces on, what is Blitzen doing back there? Well, that wasn't very nice.
The MFS's psychic lust soon coalesces into a yellow mist that coils around the Hoes before solidifying into a living Block-Bot of Luuv...
...did that Block-Bot just wink at me? Anyway, the Hoes are carried upwards as the passion heightens their limbs and bodies begin to dissolve becoming...
...a tracktor... wait, what?
A tractor with womanly hips and thighs and a loin cloth...
...and huge tits, and a titty fucker canon...
Yar, a titty fucker canon.
Lady and gents, I give you the...
MFS detaches the loin cloth revealing a hidden weapon.
An Energestic Ping Pong Ball is launched from the Duff Launcher.
It explodes killing a DSM and one of their Robots.
MFS fires the Supa'Canon but hits nothing. There isn't that much to hit any more.
The tractor tracks bite into the rubble and with Buns of Steel the Mecha Hoe pulls her Paraplegic ass up onto the platform (I didn't have time to wait for parts to finish the legs, so... *shrug*
The Titty Fucker is fired at the few targets near the Daemon Gate but the Gate absorbs the blast without harm. Blitzen isn't so fortunate as the Mecha Hoe grabs her in it's fist and carries her aloft. Arkbrik counts his blessings and makes good his escape leaving Blitzen to her fate.
+ + + + + THE DAEMONS + + + + +
The last Daemon sets aside his Daemonic Glaive and the Computer Core and sets to work on Leonidus' cooling dead body, no, it's not what you think. I wonder what the sneaky little bastard is up to? Muttering dark and ancient hateful curses the Daemon sacrifices his own life essence to corrupt the Hero's armour.
This allows a Cursed One to rise and inhabit it for a time. Is their no end to their Evvul?
His time is short in this existence so without delay he takes to the air, computer core in hand.
With no way to control or effect the gate (let alone destroy it) the Cursed One drops the Computer Core into the vortex...
But Wait! As it dropped the Computer Core became hung up on Almighty Benny's Super Saiyan staff weapon... *DUNN-DUN-DUUH!*
"Hey, what is this shit?!." Asks the slightly stoned Benny, right before he tilt the staff and send the Computer Core into the Vortex. *Facepalm!*
"Oops... it's gone..." *Shrug* (Ffffuuuuuuu!!!)
Unfinished the Cursed One swoops down aiming his Daemon Sword at Major Natalya.
But before the Daemon Weapon can discharge it's deadly energy the Captain of the Venus Destroyer performs an emergency Teleport and the Major disappears.
Just as well for her as the weapon proves very deadly.
The remaining surviving Assyrians also teleport out. The Star Commando Lieutenant with the Super Jew Bazooka...
The Star Commando trooper...
The walker pilot, the last remaining of the Majors personal guard...
And lastly, the Assyrian Assassin Droid. Now all safely aboard the Venus Destroyer overhead.
The UDSM Leader is not so safe however, as the Cursed One follows his orders as best he can.
And "takes (the UDDSM) with him", probably to a daemonic pub for beer and snackies.
THE ASSYRIANS ARE NO LONGER ON THE PLANET BUT STILL HAVE A SHIP IN ORBIT
THE DAEMONS (Played by IVHORSEMAN) HAVE LEFT THE GAME.