+ + + + + THE DEADLY SPACEMEN + + + + +
The Silva' Sig has a brilliant idea and leads the remains of the DSM faction out of the ruins of the base.
With a semi-Heroic effort they reinact the raising of the American flag over the war torn island if Iwo Jima by using a MFS's Hoes' Glitter Ball and Dancing Pole. Martial music blares in the hearts of every living DSM in every galaxy. Filled with a burning warriors pride and an unsettling desire to gyrate naked there is only one thing they can do...
...And that's dance to Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Just look at them go! Dance you robotic mad men.
Of course the power of all this pent up emotion and Technomancy spills out effecting the mechanisms of the Mecha Hoe. She can't help but dance too, she's hot!..
she's on fire! It's all too much for her circuits causing a catastrophic overload. The Mecha Hoe begins to burn. MFS is trapped inside, is THIS the end?!?
Get real! Explosive bolts send the Mecha Hoes Diddies flying and the Titty Fucker 1 is launched! A fitting escape vehicle I think you'll find.
But before the Titty Fucker 1 can leave for deep space (DSM can do it and so can MFS, so up yours) Manly Fuckin' Santa can be heard to exclaim...
"Eat shit and die you sacks of shit, hasta-la-vista baby!"
Which may have been misquoted slightly from Clement Clarke Moore's Twas the night before Saturnalia Poem but I'm sure it's what he originally meant to say anyway.
MANLY FUCKIN' SANTA HAS LEFT THE BUILDING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
The burning Mech Hoe collapses disrupting Blitzen and Arkbrik.
Seeing that his Job is done and that immanent destruction is assured, BoB decides to bug the hell out and activates his Ketchup JohnnyTM
Rocket Pack! Much to the startled surprise of his followers, who do not have such a device (cause I just thought it up), but likely most will have from this day forth.
He gives the remaining survivors a cheeky wave...
before blasting off out of harms way. He then activates his instaporter do-hicky-ma-BoB and vanishes with a flash of light and a crack of displaced air.