+ + + + + STUBBY + + + + +
+ + + + + AND THE END PHASE + + + + +
The vortex gaining in momentum twists ever faster, a strange shining light, reminiscent of a really crappy idea of using tinfoil as a special effect begins to emanate from the Broom of Duum vortex and before long objects on the battlefield begin to be drawn in...
Faster and faster the vortex spins. First debris and then even the still remaining sound structures begin to spin with it as the Vortex intensifies. Everything is dragged towards the centre in the spiral arms of the maelstrom.
As items are dragged into the centre even the biggest debris is no match for the gaping maw and are soon crushed and swallowed.
BUT What could be the cause of such a force? And that weird buzzing noise, like an army of vuvuzela all playing at once...
Motorboating like the pro he is the vibrating sounds seem to be amplifying the Broom of Duums power and destroying everything around it.
Just a pity it manifested itself as a TV dinner looking thing, ah well.
The living are no exception to the pull of the vortex. Blitzen and Mini-Warhead tumble toward it.
The Black DSM and Silva' fly towards the epi-centre.
The DSM is the first to die.
Silva arrests his fall with the power of his Silverian Staff (oh-er).
There is a blinding flash of tinfoil used badly and he is gone, to who cares where.
The Post Apoc survivors do not appear able to survive this type of cataclysm.
Both are consumed never to be seen again.
Joss Rook's Farce Powers fare no better and she is sucked into the eye of the storm and disappears.
At the last second Mini-Warhead is teleported away...
and is gone. But to where and teleported by who? An Immortal ship would have been detected, wouldn't it?
Almighty Benny, being a Super Saiyan seems immune to the draw of the vortex. He contentedly prepares to start killing the others as they are pulled near. That is until Stubby, through the clever use of vocalising through his ears convinces him it would be cooler to work to save some of the Heroes instead. With a sigh of resignation the Almighty Benny takes a half hearted sneaky swipe at Blitzen as she draws close but she easily catches onto the non-lethal part of the Glaive and manages to hold on for dear life.
Arkbrik is swept along in the dizzying tornado. He desperately grasps for anything to stop his demise...
HUZZAH! He finds salvation not a second too soon, the swirling vortex storms below him and J+B, Arkbriks hold is beginning to slip, can he hold on?..
The Predator and his Mini-Nuke are also dragged along...
And are soon consumed. The nuke detonates just past the event horizon and sucked down with the rest of the debris.
But even as the blast is drawn back within the vortex it still blows J+B's pants off. Arkbrik almost lets go of J+B's legs as he is faced with a fate worse than death. But as Arky decides to let go the Vortex suddenly stops...
Other than the Heroes nothing is left. No brik remains...
Um, apparently Fleebnorks being able to survive the harsh environments of space and leeching onto passing Space Craft are quite resilient to things like gravity and vortices. Probably even black holes when it comes to it. Stubby mystified by the silence reluctantly stops motorboating and releases his new best chewtoy to take a look. He mumbles something about "...might have to check the rule book on that one."
The Fleebs are still busy multiplying and attack, the Heroes have no choice but to fight for their lives... again!
They battle for what seems like hours but is the briefest of minuets before...
They too are beamed away to who knows where. The Planet is left devoid of life... other than the incessant veracity of the teaming billions of chittering Fleebnorks.
+ + + + + + + + + + THE END + + + + + + + + + +
+ + + + + END PHASE + + + + +
++++++EGO TABLE OF BOASTING RIGHTS+++++++The management reserve the right not to give a fuck if any of these stats prove to be inaccurate or just plane wrong. He doesn't care and offence will lead to cranky verbal abuse. The Britannian League: TERMINATED
KIA: 17 + 1 Maniac + 1 Hero
KILLS: 36 + 2 Heroes (The Daemon Prince Dragosani) and (The Undead Magi), 1 Creeper and 1 Stalker.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon. The Post Apoc Survivors
KIA: 11 +1 Assault vehicle +1 Hero: mAd MaX sAm (Not dead but too wounded to fight)
Survivors: MaD mAx SaM
KILLS: 23 + 1 Champion (ZMJ), + 1 Rudolf Reindeer.
...and 1x Lesser Blood Daemon.The Bitches
KIA: 17+ Hell'O'Kittah, +1 Hero and Crocodile
KILLS: 34 + 1 Creeper Daemons
KIA: 20 (+5 Lesser Blood Daemons) He has Cthulhu on his side for a while.
Survived: One Cursed One: Daemon Possessed VOL armour,
KILLS: 27 + 1 Champion, +2 Major Hero, + 1 Immortal Elite, +1 Recon WalkerThe Manly Men
MASTERECABOB (Formerly 501st Cadians)
KIA: 18 + 1 Rudolf Reindeer killed and 1 Mecha Hoe.
(Only Manly Santa and three Hoe, Hoe, Hoe's are Left). You didn't get to go this turn due to exploding.
Still Alive: MFS
KILLS: 25The VOL:
KIA: 17 +1 Major Hero
Still Alive: Daemonic Possessed Hero, sort of.
KILLS: 59 + 1 Creeper, +1 Champion. The Assyrians
KIA: 22 (Lost Major Smith and his Jetbike)
Still Alive are: Mjr Natalya, 1 Minor Hero, 1 Assassin Droid, 1 Star Commando, 1 Personal Guard, 1 Destroyer.
KILLS: 65 +1 Britannian Spearhead Class Battlecruiser, +1 Greater Daemon Champion, + 2 Creepers, +1 Recon Walker, + 1 Immortal Maniac, + 1 Hero, +1 Minor HeroThe Peach Pirates TERMINATED
-SLOOPOFWAR, (formerly Birdman)
KIA: 21 + 1 Dropship, +1 Champion
Kills: 9 + 2 Immortal Elites (sort of dead), +1 Hero, +1 Battlewagon/Tank. The Immortal Family TERMINATED
- MAGIC SOAP
Kills: 37 + 1 Dropship.Time Travelling Super Jews TERMINATED
- CAPT ZIPPS (Formerly Elmagnifico)
KIA: 24 + 1 Champion
Kills: 18 + 1 Stalker and 1 Assyrian Major and JetbikeThe Deadly Spacemen
KIA: 8 + 4 Robots
Still Alive: BoB - Champion, SilvaDream
Kills: 7, +1 nifty spiff mobile +1 Mecha HoeThe Undead Deadly Spacemen
KIA: 10 + Hero
Still Alive: 1 Minor Hero
Kills: 16 + I Hero +1 Immortal Maniac +1 Britannian Heavy Cruiser. Peach Liberation Army
KIA: 31 + 1 Champion, 2 Heros, 1 Minor Hero, 2 Recon Walkers
Kills: 3 + built a nifty spiff mobile.
Survived ZZD, and all I got was this stupid write up.
KIA: nifty spiff mobile.Almighty Benny
Kills: A Legion of Blood Daemons, +1 Blood Daemon, Got High and survived ZZD.STUBBY
Kills: 2 but he'll be the death of us all. + did a spot of tidying up before causing a catastrophic motorboating incident. Warhead
Kills: A few.
KIA: Fated never ever in over a year to EVER win a game. FFFffuuuuProto-Figs
KIA: All of them
KILLS: Give Peace A Chance Bro... *stab* urgh!OBJECTIVE: Computer Core LOST
At long last it is over...