So you've gone from Samurai vs Knights to Tables vs Crowbars. The problem with all this discussion is that it isn't one that can really be won. And when presented with an unwinable situation, the best course of action is to tangent heroically. Besides, I'd go so far to say that it's more important who the person wearing the armor or using the blade is. For example, Sir Issac Newton, while knighted, would have likely proved largely ineffective in combat. Unless he was fighting with the power of math.
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