A series of limericks describing the origin of BrikWars
By Almighty Benny
There once was a man made of plastic,
who did something rather drastic:
He picked up a gun
and shot people for fun
because violence is pretty fantastic.
At first, all his friends thought it strange
for he seemed absolutely deranged!
But when he would get kills,
it would give them all chills!
(Especially with guns at close range)
One day they each thought "what the hell?"
and they joined in the carnage as well.
Once they gave it a try,
it was clear to them why
they needed to outright rebel!
Revolution began as planned,
and spread throughout all LegoLand!
The peacefulness ceased,
and our hero took full command!
By now they'd assembled a horde
that the good king no longer ignored.
"That's their last killing spree",
he yelled "I guarantee
that this villain will die by the sword!"
The king watched from his high command post
as he gathered together a host
of the bravest of troops
and militant groups,
and he laughed as he said, "that guy's toast!"
As the day of the battle drew near,
our hero sat, drinking a beer.
He exclaimed with a frown
as he chugged it right down,
"we should kick this shit into high gear!"
He sent word to the king that same night
that his people were ready to fight.
The king replied fast
and the armies amassed
on a field where they met at first light.
The battlefield, peaceful and clean
had beautiful studs, round and green.
But it didn't take long
for the struggling throng
to leave it a bit less serene!
The battle took all afternoon,
and the field had become quite blood-strewn.
Though the hero's side won
all the soldiers had fun
and agreed, "Let's do that again soon!"
All the Legos went back in their drawers,
our hero had exhausted his stores!
Over the post-game talk
he said "my name's Rayhawk"
and thus was the birth of Brikwars!
Edit: Before you ask, yes, I'm implying that Mike Rayhawk is made of plastic.
tl;dr: *SPOILERS* some guy kills some other guys and then the king says "dude, wtf" and they all kill each other. As it turns out the first guy was Mike Rayhawk.
This is now the official Brikwars poetry thread
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen...