Madness Combat

[Colonel-Kermit]

OR

Step 1: You work in Law Enforcement, yes?  Find a perp.
Step 2: Bust his ass and confiscate his stuff for "evidence".  
Step 3: Go back and do his mother.
Step 4: Root through his stuff until you find his stolen laptop.
Step 5: Watch flashy-flash stuff
Step 6: ???
Step 7: PROFIT MOAR

Why did you have to give him the second idea, he will actual do that, and by that I mean some poor sods mother.

[solvess]

Just a question, warhead have you ever done your own mom?

[BFenix]

Just a question, warhead have you ever done your own mom?

I don't see how that disturbing question fits the topic...

[The Shadowscythe]

On this note, I have actually Offered Warhead my mother, she's single and in need of a good humping.

I can't help but wonder why he refused.

[BFenix]

On this note, I have actually Offered Warhead my mother, she's single and in need of a good humping.

I can't help but wonder why he refused.

OH GOD!  

[Warhead]

EH! Point of fact, I said I'd stuff her so full I'd burst that fugly noggin' right off her spavined saggy ol' body, but whatever...

As answer to the Law Enforcement/Perp idea. I know where lots of Drug Dealers live and where their money and drugs are kept and what sort of stuff they have to protect it, but I'd need a team and some hardware. It's the team part and dealing with crooks to get the stuff I need that isn't airtight and would cause all the info security problems... unless I killed them all afterwards, h'mm... Nah, the risk of being beasted by aids infested junkies in prison for the rest of my life all for the sake of a new PC kind of puts this idea in the bin. I like my anus the un-prolapsed condition it's in, thanks.

[ikensall]

Not exactly a MILF.

[Warhead]

Yeah she is, Minger I'd Like to Flee...  

[naussica]

I love Madness Combat! Where else do you jesus busting caps on everyone he sees?