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Battle of the Basement

Post by Swordsalmon » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:00 pm

This is a pretty long Brikwars matched played with my two younger brothers.

In the dark underground of Virginia, there is a basement. And two forces of insanity are fighting for it...

The first faction, the Police, led by a manic-depressive alcoholic Sheriff (The guy in the Aussie-hat).
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The second force, the Bandana Swordsman's Knight. They are commanded by the Blue Bandana Swordsman.
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And, a detachment of the Conglomerate of Salt Miners stumbled into the area. Captain Subordinate leads this group.
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Turns One And Two

Just some movement into the wide and featureless Basement. The Police are really far and are still slothing forward. A Firefighter on their side runs into the castle for some ale.
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Turns Three and Four
The Pickup Truck and Flier fire upon each-other, to no avail. The truck damages the yellow attack vehicle. Police are still moving out. I get sick of this and grant double movement to them to enter battle faster.
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Turns Five and Six
Conglomerate soldiers move to attack the police. Bandana Knights push the attack, losing their flier but making progress.
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Turns Seven and Eight
Police devastate the Congolmerate unit. The Bandana Spider-Guy misses Captain Subordinate.
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Captain Subordinate uses a Stupendous Feat to pick up and throw Spider-Guy into his friends. It works.
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In addition, the Sheriff uses his Stupendous Feat to summon Besseh, his personal BURP-Man. This succeeds as well.
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Turns Nine, Ten, and Eleven
The Police finish off the Conglomerate unit. The pickup truck rams a bunch of Bandana Knights, but the driver gets shot by a Samus knock-off.
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Turns Twelve to Seventeen.
The Bandana Knights are finished off. However, Conglomerate and Police forces engage each other.
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One Police Guy, infuriated that a Conglomerate soldier killed his girlfriend earlier in the battle, kills Captain Subordinate! However, the Sheriff is also killed, though he claims he's still alive, teleports away, and vows revenge.
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The last of the Conglomerate makes their last stand, but then Besseh throws the pickup at them.
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The Police win the battle!
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Aftermath:
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Post by Paco » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:26 pm

Nice battle. Shame the Samus knockoff had to die, though.
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Post by SnakeMittens » Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:35 pm

Swordsalmon wrote:I get sick of this and grant double movement to them to enter battle faster.
That, my friend, is known as the Rule of Fudge.

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Post by BFenix » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:24 am

SnakeMittens wrote:
Swordsalmon wrote:I get sick of this and grant double movement to them to enter battle faster.
That, my friend, is known as the Rule of Fudge.
All HAIL the Rule of Fudge! :studgod:
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Post by Swordsalmon » Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:48 pm

SnakeMittens wrote: That, my friend, is known as the Rule of Fudge.
Hey, you gotta fudge things up when one side is seven feet away from the action. We needed more police carnage.

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Post by Warhead » Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:28 pm

:D hahaha, nice, lots of strewn about mangled stuff. I liked Spider Guy but he died.
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Post by mr.duckie » Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:56 pm

the SNES alone in the background makes this awesome.

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Post by Keldoclock » Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:14 am

I see a Wii, but what I think you're referring to looks too big for a SNES.

Maybe two SNES's next to each other?
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Post by Paco » Thu Oct 07, 2010 6:50 am

Keldoclock wrote:I see a Wii, but what I think you're referring to looks too big for a SNES.

Maybe two SNES's next to each other?
You don't see the SNES in the first picture?
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Post by Keldoclock » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:12 pm

Ah, now I see. Unfortunately it's awesomeness is slightly diminished by my love of sega.
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Post by Swordsalmon » Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:11 am

Ah, now I see. Unfortunately it's awesomeness is slightly diminished by my love of sega.
I have a Genesis, it's just not hooked up yet. :p

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Post by Mulstrath » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:18 pm

Nice battle.I like the ending.

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Post by pesgores » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:06 am

It looks great even without baseplates.
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