The quest of Piltogg

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Postby piltogg » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:08 pm

well, assuming that people are into this, they would rebuild a hardsuit-Piltogg and make a section of the story with their bricks (I can make instructions if you need them), and if they wanted to, they could also write in a part for their sigfig who would then travel on with Piltogg in the remainder of the quest by being built by whoever was doing the next section of the story. And the story sort of just unravels through our collective immaginations of what might happen. Also, of note, the appearance of the group need not be confined to just the quest of Piltogg, as they might show up in the middle of someone's forum battle for a while as they passing through that part of the galaxy.
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:31 pm

Yo, Piltogg, I was hoping you could include my sigfig as a minor support character:
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And if you want to remake his gun this is it:
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Fire, Fire, burning bright
Burning down the house tonight


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Postby Lt. Krus » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:31 pm

WORKING ON IT. NOW
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Postby Moronstudios » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:48 pm

piltogg wrote:(I can make instructions if you need them)

Yes please, that would be nice.
Are we going to see how the fight at the military base goes down?
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Postby piltogg » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:06 pm

yea, I will play out the battle tommorow. And if you want your fig included, then your gonna need a backstory, reasons for being on the quest, a name, and how they got to wherever the story is at, also stats...
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Postby solvess » Thu Oct 21, 2010 10:40 pm

I would like you to add a blood warrior into your battle, please excuse the peach hands, you can pretty much make him look like anything you want he just needs to have red armor and a white head. (sorry did not show weapons in picture)
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back story-blood warriors can smell blood shed form thousands of light years and decades away, this one knows that will be major blood shed in this battle and he wants in.
name- blood warrior
how he arrived- he knew this day would come and has been waiting in this spot for years.

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sword- use:3 range:CC damage:2d6+2
heavy rifle- use:4 range:11" damage:2d6
blood lust- plus one to all rolls versus creatures with blood.
demonic ego: similar to a heroic ego but only gets cranky around other heroic demons Cliché demon.
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Postby piltogg » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:04 am

too late, maybe next time...
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preferred soundtrack of battle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TIBBSkeNN8


Piltogg set off to work on the Rough Riders of Settania.
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Slaying all of them with one swipe of overkill goodness.
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But, he also took shots from every fig on the wall.
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not enough, of course....

He then charged the front door, ignoring the dinosaur, which would simply take too long to kill.
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He took some more shots.
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He loaded up his supa-star-powaz
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PILTOGG PUNCH!!!!!
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and then where there no more guards blocking the door.

Now being in the fort, Piltogg was quite promptly surrounded. It would look grim, but this is not your average fig, IS IT?!?!?!?
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Strike 1.
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Strike 2.
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Strike 3.
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And their infantry is outa there!!!
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And he got shot some more, this time they got up to like 87 damage, and I got a little bit worried, but all it did was unbalance him a little.
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Having to pause to regain his balance, Piltogg noticed that the Dino had cut off his escape route.
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That just simply would not do.... He took a mighty leap in it's general direction, and kicked the wall.
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DECAPITATION!!!!!!!!!
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Which left Piltogg in a rather juicy enemy position.
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"IS THIS THE BEST YOU LITTLE BITCHES GOT????"
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He gets surrounded again.
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And there was much fire, but not anywhere near enough
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Taking one shot down the wall with his auto-kannon produced a marvelous domino effect.
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And a swipe of his sword wiped out most of the rest of the enemy forces on the wall, as well as most of the wall.
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The coalition forces started getting desperate, firing on Piltogg from point blank range.
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But through some spyder gymnastix, he the unfortunate gunner later had no idea where Piltogg could have gone.???
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But, he won't need to worry his little head off anymore. will he?
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Then Piltogg got to work on the vehicles.
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and my camera ran out of batteries....
but I think further pictures are rather unnecessary, so it's not a big deal.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:12 am

I'm sorry but I think this is kind of boring. It's just one guy killing everyone.
The terror, chaos, fear, blood, guts and overall gore needs to be mutual.

And something needs a certain amount of surprise to be funny and it's all pretty predictable what's going to happen.

I am impressed with your buildings and units though they look really great.
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Postby Sloopofwar » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:31 am

piltogg wrote:Also, of note, the appearance of the group need not be confined to just the quest of Piltogg, as they might show up in the middle of someone's forum battle for a while as they passing through that part of the galaxy.


I call dibs on the The Mighty Head Separator. Keep yo hands off! :wink:
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Postby Moronstudios » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:58 am

Sloopofwar wrote:
piltogg wrote:Also, of note, the appearance of the group need not be confined to just the quest of Piltogg, as they might show up in the middle of someone's forum battle for a while as they passing through that part of the galaxy.


I call dibs on the The Mighty Head Separator. Keep yo hands off! :wink:

Ha, you are going to have to take it from Natalya first!
http://brikwars.wikispaces.com/The+nine ... e-creation
Good luck with that, it won't save you.

Edit:
I have to agree with *CRAZYHORSE* with his point that one sided killing does get a bit boring
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Postby solvess » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:07 am

I agree with *CRAZYHORSE* one guy killing everyone is no surprise no fun a big part of brikwars is never knowing what will happen next always a surprise each turn this is just boring. :|
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Postby piltogg » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:38 am

precisely why I said that it was rather unnecessary to take more pictures. When more Artifax come into play, it should get much, much more entertaining. plus, this particular battle was more just a preview/testrun/setup type thing than an actual part of the story. (No other Artifax in contention)
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:45 am

Feels very Mary Sue-ish.
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Postby Sloopofwar » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:49 am

Moronstudios wrote:
Sloopofwar wrote:
piltogg wrote:Also, of note, the appearance of the group need not be confined to just the quest of Piltogg, as they might show up in the middle of someone's forum battle for a while as they passing through that part of the galaxy.


I call dibs on the The Mighty Head Separator. Keep yo hands off! :wink:

Ha, you are going to have to take it from Natalya first!
Good luck with that, it won't save you.

Ummm, how much of Natalya have you seen lately? And when was the last time she did something that was totally ossum that made you say, “wow”? Her rule has ended, its time for someone else to step up. Or at least for someone else to get The Mighty Head Separator.
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Postby piltogg » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:39 pm

as for hardsuit instructions, Zessi's frame should be enough. http://www.flickr.com/photos/iamzeessi/ ... otostream/
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