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Postby Tuefish » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:27 am

Rule 58: if Warhead said it, it's probably a dick joke.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:29 am

Rule 59: If it's a dick joke an Warhead didn't say it, it probably sucks.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:10 pm

aoffan23 wrote:Rule 59: If it's a dick joke an Warhead didn't say it, it probably sucks.


Now that's the kind of dick joke I'm talking about. Sorry Aoffan but Sylvie is right, you just disproved your rule so I'm thinking we should ignore rule 59.
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Postby aoffan23 » Sun Oct 24, 2010 7:23 pm

Warhead wrote:
aoffan23 wrote:Rule 59: If it's a dick joke an Warhead didn't say it, it probably sucks.


Now that's the kind of dick joke I'm talking about. Sorry Aoffan but Sylvie is right, you just disproved your rule so I'm thinking we should ignore rule 59.


Accidental joke, void rule.

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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:08 am

Rule 60: There are no accidental jokes. Either it's a joke, or it's not.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:44 pm

Mr. FudgeDaRules wrote:Rule 60: There are no accidental jokes. Either it's a joke, or it's not.


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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:31 pm

MasterEcabob wrote:Your mother
..can probably whoop your butt in 5 seconds flat. Hence why I keep my distance...
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:53 am

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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:42 am

Am I psychic or what? As I posted that I KNEW Warhead was going to reply 8)
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Postby stubby » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:01 am

You were talking about somebody's mom, and Warhead showed up? I don't think you have to be psychic for that. That's like blood in the water and sharks.
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Postby MasterEcabob » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:14 am

And you can't even take credit for doing that; as I was the one who brought it up in the first place (not that Warhead wasn't already thinking it).
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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:35 am

Tru that...so, I need a little more practice in taking credit for things that are given. I'll get better at it eventually.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:01 pm

Yes, yes, yes... so, mom... she's a hotty huh? 8)
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Postby Mr. FudgeDaRules » Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:41 pm

Depends on your point of view. It's not something that I would notice. But she can whoop your butt in 5 seconds flat as well. She knows where my knife collection is...

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Postby Rody » Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:21 pm

of course this is warhead, we're talking about.
so there's a good chance your mom would be too 'busy' to even consider whooping warhead's butt.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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