Piltogg was making was walking through the epic scenery of my imagination, in his attempt to make it to the city of Blashlebubzelman on the planet Medivo.
But hiding in the ruins of a once great castle, which was later a bandit hideout, but now is just a ruins, was the noob-hero brikhead.
And on the other side of the rocky path, also lieing in wait, was another noob here, known only as the man in the top hat.
And both of them together had prepared an ambush, hoping to take out Piltogg before he had too many of the Artifax of pre-creation.
As Piltogg walked by, they jumped down from their hiding places, surprising him, and yelling "this will be the end of you... mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
But before a single blow could be struck, the Dread pirate twoxtwo materialized out of nothing. Lacking a mouth, he did not speak, but rather simply projected his godly will into the minds of the present lesser beings.
He was greatly angered by this noob who was trying to imitate his "mad style" and knew that he needed to be sentenced to a very severe punishment, so that he would learn his lesson.
He used the mighty powers of the greatest of the 9 artifax of precreation to turn the offending entity into a road-sign. While mere mortals, can not possibly fathom why he would have chosen a road-sign, there was apparently some great and divine purpose to the supposed madness.
His partner, having just been turned into a roadsign, and being faced by two of the most powerful beings in the brik-verse, the other noob, decided it would be best to run away now, and come back when he had some more help.
This left Piltogg and Dread pirate 2x2 to discuss many matters of great importance. Such as the current state of the brikiverse, the peach mutations, the recent nega-blox incursions, and most importantly, the possibility of using bacon as a form of currency.
As they walked off into the distance, the subject of Piltogg's quest came up, as well as the possibility of Piltogg obtaining the hook of melting.
The words of 2x2 were as follows; "The problem with this particular artifakt is that while it can be very helpful, it also has a mind of it's own, and over time, it may begin to warp it's very wielder. This is the reason why my once handsome head has become a simple 2 by 2 red brick. It is simply too powerful for a mere mortal to hold. However, should you collect all eight of the other artifax, I will use this hook to combine them all together, this combined form should have distilled the powers of the hook to the point where a normal minnifig such as you could wield it. Why would I do this you may ask? Well I am curious too you know, the 9 artifax of pre-creation pre-date even myself, and their combined form may be the key to solving all the problems of the universe."
Going off their own ways, they both had much to contemplate.
Many days later, It became apparent why 2x2 had chosen a roadsign, and a native species of alien found a new favorite pit-stop. 2x2 promised to change brik-head back to normal eventually, but only after he had suffered and been humiliated to a great enough extent. The man in the top-hat has not been seen since, but it can be assumed that he is silently gathering support for his cause.
And throughout the universe, many cries of "lol" were heard.