The loyals moved to protect the breach.
The machine was rather large and would be hard to get by.
Whozits picked a native that started to protest.
He laughed as he shoved the native up the temple guard's ass.
The resulting explosion sprayed blood all over.
Ignoring the dark weapon of the natives, the pirates attacked the rock monsters.
Twoswords rolled well.
They then backed up.
The cannon aimed.
Om nom nom.
As a cannonball was not enough food for one turn the rock monster ate the crystal as well.
Gaining a 2" ranged attack.
"Why the hell are we going to the weapon shop?"
"To get better weapons."
"We already have automatic weapons and TNT.."
"Shut up Blue."
Fenix laughed as he walked up of the bar.
He shot guy.
The peaches continued to take the body of the townsperson to the firepit.
"Ah, fresh meat!"
The viking charged the gingers.
And threw his shield away.
Impressed, the ginger rolled a 1 on her counterattack and killed herself.
The disk thrower killed 2 in one throw.
The viking leader charged his fury and manliness.
His rage carried him high into the air.
His manliness crushed his foe.
"What the fuck are you looking at?"
One shot sent blood flying.
The soldiers looked at guy.
And shot him.
Two 1s were rolled for skill.
Experiment Something Something lept at the necromancer.
He did not rekill the skeleton, but the necromancer heard the hiss of acid as ESS kept walking in the direction of McStanky's.
The hero of the knights lept out of the water.
He soon found he had loaded the cannon wrong and was sent flying.
The necromancer suicide charged.
His spell working right.
Only 3 damage.
The last ginger Dwarf headed for the breach.
"Hey, I think I sword tip!" "Finally some action!"
Guy ran up the bridge.
He built a wall to protect himself.
And picked up the two things that might have some value.
The hobos joined the vikings.
The knight's bad day was not done yet.
The guitarit tested to see if his strings were in tune.
Before killing the last knight alive.
He played an awesome tune in dedication of the knight's attempt.
"Quick, brave and manly hero, we must protect the super burger and the crystal!"
One of the townspeople took a dragon's wing.
One of ESS's hitpoints were cut off.
The weapon shop owner armed himself.
"God damn, I can not get away from you fast enough!"
The blue rubble pile owner kicked the hobo fire at the peaches.
Sadly he rolled a 1
More new townspeople.
The wizard shot the necromancer to no effect.
Ginger Dwarfs: 2