The Peach Massacre of G.R. 2010 -- ROUND TWO: FIGHT

[Robot Monkey]

Strategically bad position? A broader front facing 2 smaller ones, wouldn't call that bad.

yeah, but A.peach units are probably weaker. B. both the ASE and the VOL have heavy units in bulk with artillery capabilities. (yes, i know, peaches have tanks. but did you see what the assyrian dreadnought did to a peach tank? significant damage!)

[Natalya]

Turn Two Assyrian Star Empire



It's unclear what happened, but I seem to have missed taking pictures of The Vol this turn... Sorry. But they sent out their dropship and another flying thing which got its shit wrecked apparently.




See, boom.




Anyway, the ASE moved up shooting at the dropship and just in general moved towards the Vol base.




And on the other side the Dreadnought and its friends destroyed the tank which they damaged earlier, along with some infantry.




As you can see, it was a bloodbath. The guy with the RPG there on the right is the 45th Union's hero.


45th Union



The 45th however aren't liable to just take a hit and forget about it. They shot up some of the ASE's soldiers and did a point of damage to the Dreadnought.




The jeeps were engaged with The Vol. The Vol hijacked a jeep and killed some of the 45th's units, but the 45th also took out some Vol, one of whom was crushed.




They moved up the rest of their vehicles to fight the next turn.


That's the end of turn 2. I can't really do a kill summary here because I missed the Vol action. Sorry about that.

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

Nice round to sad about the Vol turn.
I would love to see some more dreadnought action.

[Warhead]

Damn but the 45th are dropping quicker than yo momma's knickers (not anyone's momma specifically). No wonder they need so many to make up for such attrition, the carnage is fucking awesome.

[Bragallot]

Strategically bad position? A broader front facing 2 smaller ones, wouldn't call that bad.

yeah, but A.peach units are probably weaker. B. both the ASE and the VOL have heavy units in bulk with artillery capabilities. (yes, I know, peaches have tanks. but did you see what the assyrian dreadnought did to a peach tank? significant damage!)

That's true but has nothing to with strategic positions, m8.

[Robot Monkey]

Damn but the 45th are dropping quicker than yo momma's knickers (not anyone's momma specifically). No wonder they need so many to make up for such attrition, the carnage is fucking awesome.

yes, the 45th are dying quickly. i guess natalya tried to make up for that with all those tanks and the good strategic position. well, they're still getting their butts handed to them.

[Bragallot]

My guess is the shit will hit the fan once Roc's robot enters the fray.

[Robot Monkey]

My guess is the shit will hit the fan once Roc's robot enters the fray.

Or when his tanks combine fire.

that is, if they survive. the dreadnought and a small amount of ASE troops ripped a peach tank apart.

[Silent-sigfig]

walking tankbots are the way to go.

[Robot Monkey]

walking tankbots are the way to go.

Isn't that a mech in general?

[Warhead]

More Brikwars action and less talk please.

[Natalya]

Keep in mind that RoC's Main Battle Tank is coming up right behind the one that died, along with another lighter tank.

[Robot Monkey]

Keep in mind that RoC's Main Battle Tank is coming up right behind the one that died, along with another lighter tank.

ok. more cannon fodder tanks to be brutishly massacred! hooray!

[Warhead]

@Natalya: The two dudes in white with white space armour; one's dead in this pic with a Missile Launcher and the other has what appears to be a very sweet looking flamer unit, Can I see a pic of these two units please?

[Natalya]

Turn Three Assyrian Star Empire
Yeah, still no Vol, but I checked and I do have them for Turn 4.



This turn The Vol appear to have done 4 points of damage to the Artemis Light Battle Tank. (See damage on the front right, and the red damage pip cones sticking out the back...)




So, it charged the wall.




The two Vol standing behind it never saw what was coming. Morale of the story: Don't stand behind thin walls when the enemy is using battle tanks.




And the infantry in the center moved up some more.




The Vestas also took out the pilot of the dropship, which came to rest on a small embankment.




On the other side, great and wonderful things were happening. First, the Light Foot jumped over the 45th's line to take shots at their large mecha.




It did 2 points of damage and tore up its left arm.




The Assyrians also shot the gunner off of the 45th's spam.




And in the ultimate act of slaughter, the Assyrian flamethrower guy finished their turn by immolating approximately four 45th Union soldiers.



45th Union



RoC77 didn't take too kindly to the death that was being dished out to his men. So, basically everyone turned on the Light Foot and absolutely demolished it.




They also brought a jeep around and shot up the flamethrower guy, and some Assyrian Infantry. And a second point of damage was given to the Dreadnought as it took fire from the 45th's spam and Transport Tank. Also, note the dead Vol at the 45th's flank. However, despite their successes against The Vol, the 45th's losses vs the ASE prompted them to send more infantry and the big mecha towards me instead of The Vol.


End Turn 3