The Winds of Rebellion Sweep Over Blokadia? LET'S FIGHT!!

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The Winds of Rebellion Sweep Over Blokadia? LET'S FIGHT!!

Postby pancakeonions » Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:40 pm

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Ah, don’t you wish your collection was 1/10th as cool as my Megabloks?

Weeks passed. All was calm in Blokadia. A sense of normalcy had returned to King William Blokheart’s tyranny. Beheadings resumed. Wanton violence was again the norm. A sense of relief pervaded the table top empire. Ol’ Megabloky still had his mojo, even after nearly being emasculated by the escape of that rapscallion Franz von Asshole and his rag tag band of merry thieves, or whatever the heck they called themselves. Rumors crept in from the edges of the table, something about the lego tribes being rallied, or maybe it was a sale at Macy’s. No mind. There was ostrich to be eaten, and dancing girls to ogle.

Yes, King Blokheart “had a thingâ€
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Postby Warhead » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:02 pm

FANTASTIC! I love these battles. A great lulzy read as always. :D
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Postby Yoda_Dog » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:05 pm

:<3:

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Postby Hoboman » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:31 pm

Wonderful. My son and I read through your battle. He loved that the Lego hero won. :D
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Postby Bragallot » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:40 pm

Great - better even than the previous ones and hella funny. Jean-Louis actually did something usueful!
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Postby Swordsalmon » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:52 pm

This is the best of your already-great reports. :)
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Postby Paco » Thu Nov 25, 2010 8:45 pm

I was worried that you had left, and now you post an epic battle that was worth the wait. :D
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Re: The Winds of Rebellion Sweep Over Blokadia? LET’S FIG

Postby Natalya » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:33 pm

pancakeonions wrote:Image
Ah, don’t you wish your collection was 1/10th as cool as my Megabloks?


I don't know when it will happen... But the next time I'm over there, your men will pay for your insolence on the field of battle.
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Postby RedShirt » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:05 pm

Great battle!
And, yes, I do wish i had that awesome of a mega-bloks collection
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Postby Zahru II » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:08 pm

Cool battle is cool. Also, you can convert the robot into a steampunk techknight (I'd do the same thing too, but I can't find a robot anywhere).
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Postby pancakeonions » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:14 pm

Aw you guys. We had fun writing it. And your gushy comments should keep us coming back for awhile. So even if you don't mean it, keep tellsing us how teh awesome we are, and how our Megabloks just makes you weak in the knees! (you know they do) Series 3 elfs and gorillas should feature heavily in upcoming reports.

And dude. Warhead. The Firefly/Serenity gif is rrrrrad. Where the heck do you get that stuff?
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:00 pm

RedShirt wrote:Great battle!
And, yes, I do wish I had that awesome of a mega-bloks collection

What are you saying??!!??
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Postby RedShirt » Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:21 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:
RedShirt wrote:Great battle!
And, yes, I do wish I had that awesome of a mega-bloks collection

What are you saying??!!??


Ahem. I am saying this because I would want to slaughter it brutally.
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Postby morganm » Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:42 pm

Another stupendious production; jolly good form sir!

My favorite part was when the two guys are bashing a megablock dork with their 2wheel dollies saying "why didn't we think of this earlier?"
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