BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 3
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BlockWars: Colossal Conflict for the Crown - Turn 3
OK, I finally got round to deciding whether or not to kill off the non-posters. In the end, I rolled a die. Anyway...
The League of Robots
FISH!!!
The Captain grabs Baby Gravious at a sprint.
Then arrives at the Tourist's location.
"YOU WILL DO AS I SAY."
"LOOK AFTER THIS CHILD."
"Um... OK then..."
Then all three Killzoids attack RoboNanny.
It's hand is blasted off and another shot hits her in the waist.
Things aren't going well.
"ERROR>SWITCHING TO EMERGENCY POWER"
The Tourist
Bragallot
The Tourist walks Gravious onwards.
He finds RoboNanny.
"Hello, would you mind if I took a picture?"
"SURE>WHY NOT."
The Tourist now has a picture with RoboNanny.
"Goodbye. Thanks for that."
"WE BOTH GOT SOMETHING OUT OF THIS"
The Blurans
OREMAWESOME123
"Um, yeah, hi, Mr Dalek..."
"That guy over there is The Doctor."
"You see the guy with The Shadowy Crown? Him."
"THE DOC-TOR MUST BE EX-TER-MINATED!"
The Second Legion of Doom
ForlornCreature
The Killzoid removes his arm in order to replace it with Dr Evil's. He won't be needing it any more after all.
He gets sidetracked and welds on his hair by accident.
"hello>YOU>aregoodenoughtojoin>THELEGION>asyouaresuitably>FREAKISH"
The Landshark knows an oppotunity when he sees one.
The Ladek has no further plans of allying, and seeks only death.
He blasts the very BlockWorld beneath his feet.
The radiation travels outwards killing all in its path. Dory Grey sees the destruction and leaps for his life.
Two Dwarves are killed and nobody else. Though he did make the Bluran's a bit crispier.
However, the damage is done, and the hole Dory Grey came through opens up. Something has been awakened far beneath the ground.
A huge hand reaches out.
Followed by a fully grown Crystal Troll. These guys are screwed.
Especially Girly, who is crushed under one of the Troll's huge fists.
The Troll roars at Dory. He's next.
Secret Faction Unlocked: Crystal Troll
samuelzz
Meanwhile, Piltogg decides he wants to fire a bigger ball, and gathers a load of debris.
With the cannon stuffed to the brim with rubbish, he aims at the Cultists.
Seriously, he just blocked up the cannon. What did you expect to happen?
Will Grates decides to give his hacking a go.
He manages to override the controls of the STM-PNK Droid.
He tells it to kill the final Mexikhan, so he complies. Sadly, the fort has two different factions in it, so only the last one standing can take over.
The STM-PNK Droid uses his steam blaster on the fort walls, making a bigger entrance.
Some debris crashes on top of Adolf though, and he is killed instantly.
The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
The Shadow Magician uses his Death Power.
It starts speeding up the effects of the poison.
The Venom guy enters the fort, making him another faction in possession of the fort.
The three projectiles start firing, but Joe the gunslinger has a misfire, distracting the Pyro...
Hilarity ensues.
HELLO, I AM DEATH OF EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS. NICE TO MEET YOU.
"You're a tool, you know that?"
The poison levels back down to it's normal effects.
The Horde
NPC
Two more corpses join the ranks, The Shadow Magician and the guy who looks like Two-Face with a fez.
The Dwarves
Zahru II
They all move into the fort, making them the forth faction in there.
Hairy is upset about the lack of Mexikhan to pillage, so he gets down with a corpse.
He got no STD's.
The STM-PNK Droid
aoffan23
The STM-PNK Droid assesses that though STM-PNK Droid is a suitable name, Coswell is more functional.
Coswell fires at the Mexikhan cage.
It is asploded.
It then attaches the remains to it's back for extra spikiness and to make it look cooler.
The BLACK GUARDIAN
MasterEcabob
He sends a signal up towards the heavens.
It is caught by the dropship, which was hovering over his previous location.
It sends down more troops, including 4 soldiers, 2 colossi and Sir Ford, a Space Knight in Shiny Armour.
Sir Ford knocks down The Zombie Shadow Magician with his sword.
BOOM! Headshot.
The Dalek
Keldoclock
The Dalek finds it's lifelong target.
EX-TER-MINATE!
"OH..."
"SHI-"
The radiation flows through The BLACK GUARDIAN's body.
The poison goes critical, and several of the BLACK GUARDIAN's organs explode.
The Crown realises that this host is no longer worthy, and slips off.
And then, against all odds, The BLACK GUARDIAN's helmet falls off, revealing nothing...
"THE DOC-TOR HAS BEEN EX-TER-MIN-ATED"
"Stories of my death are greatly exaggerated."
Faction Unlocked: The Doctor and Amy Pond
NPC
"Wait, I suppose that means I just became the ruler of a whole empire. Cool."
Bounty Hunter 2
Mr. FudgeDaRules
Bounty Hunter 2 gets back into the fighting.
Then sheaths his sword?
Gingy is shot dead.
And then Gimlii is killed by Bounty Hunter 2's tentacles.
And thrown across the clearing. There's no kill like overkill.
Bounty Hunter 2 remembers why he got into this line of work.
Dory Grey
Yoda_Dog
Dory Grey has a seizure.
Meanwhile...
Blue tesla attack.
"Wow, that hurt..."
"I'm blaming this on you Lighting Guy!"
[insert onomatopoeia here]
"Fine, I'll be good."
Secret Faction Unlocked: John Connor
Lt. Krus
There you go, the Fort and the Crown are both up for grabs in a great free for all.
Dory Grey had a seizure because he didn't send in orders in time. RoboNanny didn't either, so I rolled a die. RoboNanny rolled higher so it survived. You have been warned.
I now need orders from:
FISH!!!
Bragallot
OREMAWESOME123
ForlornCreature
samuelzz
Paco the Duck Ninja
Zahru II
aoffan23
MasterEcabob
Keldoclock
Mr. FudgeDaRules
Lt. Krus
*CRAZYHORSE*
The League of Robots
FISH!!!
The Captain grabs Baby Gravious at a sprint.
Then arrives at the Tourist's location.
"YOU WILL DO AS I SAY."
"LOOK AFTER THIS CHILD."
"Um... OK then..."
Then all three Killzoids attack RoboNanny.
It's hand is blasted off and another shot hits her in the waist.
Things aren't going well.
"ERROR>SWITCHING TO EMERGENCY POWER"
The Tourist
Bragallot
The Tourist walks Gravious onwards.
He finds RoboNanny.
"Hello, would you mind if I took a picture?"
"SURE>WHY NOT."
The Tourist now has a picture with RoboNanny.
"Goodbye. Thanks for that."
"WE BOTH GOT SOMETHING OUT OF THIS"
The Blurans
OREMAWESOME123
"Um, yeah, hi, Mr Dalek..."
"That guy over there is The Doctor."
"You see the guy with The Shadowy Crown? Him."
"THE DOC-TOR MUST BE EX-TER-MINATED!"
The Second Legion of Doom
ForlornCreature
The Killzoid removes his arm in order to replace it with Dr Evil's. He won't be needing it any more after all.
He gets sidetracked and welds on his hair by accident.
"hello>YOU>aregoodenoughtojoin>THELEGION>asyouaresuitably>FREAKISH"
The Landshark knows an oppotunity when he sees one.
The Ladek has no further plans of allying, and seeks only death.
He blasts the very BlockWorld beneath his feet.
The radiation travels outwards killing all in its path. Dory Grey sees the destruction and leaps for his life.
Two Dwarves are killed and nobody else. Though he did make the Bluran's a bit crispier.
However, the damage is done, and the hole Dory Grey came through opens up. Something has been awakened far beneath the ground.
A huge hand reaches out.
Followed by a fully grown Crystal Troll. These guys are screwed.
Especially Girly, who is crushed under one of the Troll's huge fists.
The Troll roars at Dory. He's next.
Secret Faction Unlocked: Crystal Troll
samuelzz
Meanwhile, Piltogg decides he wants to fire a bigger ball, and gathers a load of debris.
With the cannon stuffed to the brim with rubbish, he aims at the Cultists.
Seriously, he just blocked up the cannon. What did you expect to happen?
Will Grates decides to give his hacking a go.
He manages to override the controls of the STM-PNK Droid.
He tells it to kill the final Mexikhan, so he complies. Sadly, the fort has two different factions in it, so only the last one standing can take over.
The STM-PNK Droid uses his steam blaster on the fort walls, making a bigger entrance.
Some debris crashes on top of Adolf though, and he is killed instantly.
The Cult of the Creator
Paco the Duck Ninja
The Shadow Magician uses his Death Power.
It starts speeding up the effects of the poison.
The Venom guy enters the fort, making him another faction in possession of the fort.
The three projectiles start firing, but Joe the gunslinger has a misfire, distracting the Pyro...
Hilarity ensues.
HELLO, I AM DEATH OF EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS. NICE TO MEET YOU.
"You're a tool, you know that?"
The poison levels back down to it's normal effects.
The Horde
NPC
Two more corpses join the ranks, The Shadow Magician and the guy who looks like Two-Face with a fez.
The Dwarves
Zahru II
They all move into the fort, making them the forth faction in there.
Hairy is upset about the lack of Mexikhan to pillage, so he gets down with a corpse.
He got no STD's.
The STM-PNK Droid
aoffan23
The STM-PNK Droid assesses that though STM-PNK Droid is a suitable name, Coswell is more functional.
Coswell fires at the Mexikhan cage.
It is asploded.
It then attaches the remains to it's back for extra spikiness and to make it look cooler.
The BLACK GUARDIAN
MasterEcabob
He sends a signal up towards the heavens.
It is caught by the dropship, which was hovering over his previous location.
It sends down more troops, including 4 soldiers, 2 colossi and Sir Ford, a Space Knight in Shiny Armour.
Sir Ford knocks down The Zombie Shadow Magician with his sword.
BOOM! Headshot.
The Dalek
Keldoclock
The Dalek finds it's lifelong target.
EX-TER-MINATE!
"OH..."
"SHI-"
The radiation flows through The BLACK GUARDIAN's body.
The poison goes critical, and several of the BLACK GUARDIAN's organs explode.
The Crown realises that this host is no longer worthy, and slips off.
And then, against all odds, The BLACK GUARDIAN's helmet falls off, revealing nothing...
"THE DOC-TOR HAS BEEN EX-TER-MIN-ATED"
"Stories of my death are greatly exaggerated."
Faction Unlocked: The Doctor and Amy Pond
NPC
"Wait, I suppose that means I just became the ruler of a whole empire. Cool."
Bounty Hunter 2
Mr. FudgeDaRules
Bounty Hunter 2 gets back into the fighting.
Then sheaths his sword?
Gingy is shot dead.
And then Gimlii is killed by Bounty Hunter 2's tentacles.
And thrown across the clearing. There's no kill like overkill.
Bounty Hunter 2 remembers why he got into this line of work.
Dory Grey
Yoda_Dog
Dory Grey has a seizure.
Meanwhile...
Blue tesla attack.
"Wow, that hurt..."
"I'm blaming this on you Lighting Guy!"
[insert onomatopoeia here]
"Fine, I'll be good."
Secret Faction Unlocked: John Connor
Lt. Krus
There you go, the Fort and the Crown are both up for grabs in a great free for all.
Dory Grey had a seizure because he didn't send in orders in time. RoboNanny didn't either, so I rolled a die. RoboNanny rolled higher so it survived. You have been warned.
I now need orders from:
FISH!!!
Bragallot
OREMAWESOME123
ForlornCreature
samuelzz
Paco the Duck Ninja
Zahru II
aoffan23
MasterEcabob
Keldoclock
Mr. FudgeDaRules
Lt. Krus
*CRAZYHORSE*
dilanski wrote:Have your imaginary balls exploded all over the keypad or something?
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Umm... last time I checked, I had Bounty Hunter 2. When the hell did Fudge get him? He died last turn!
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Oh dam I forget, I'm so sorry.
To bad shit happens anyway I will send orders for next turn right away.
To bad shit happens anyway I will send orders for next turn right away.
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