All right! After some tech support from the webhost I can continue where we left off.
Natalya's two surviving cosplayers, both armed, take cover under the index finger, snuggled up next to the Jesuses.
It's been half a week since Paco asked to put in orders, so I guess I'm not waiting for him anymore.
The Gamma Corps beer retrieval squad springs into action. Two in front run forward to push the fighting Ninja and Yoda into the lava - both fail. Two in back begin building a bridge. The armed squadsman stands ready, unsure of whom to attack first.
The Space Commies run forward, but the Ninjas refuse to let them pass! Two Commies are shoved backwards, almost off the edge of the table. a third resists, and shoves a Ninja into the lava, where he breaks through and is toast. The armed Commie attacks the nearby Yoda with his Hammer of the Proletariat, but once again this Yoda is immune to attack.
The two Commies still standing grab the Disrupted Ninja and chuck him in the lava with his buddy. One of the Commies remembers to swipe his bone saw as he goes down in flames.
The Ninjas continue attacking the Yoda. Still no luck.
Two of the Ninjas start building a bridge out to rescue the Dr. McNinja they knocked out earlier. "Ninjas have to stick together! No hard feelings, right?"
The Yoda who's getting attacked from all sides manages to Shove a Commie out onto the lava crust. No problem; it doesn't break. The Yoda is still stuck in Close Combat with the Ninja however.
The Yodas on the rim think about tossing some rocks into the lava for stepping stones, but realize that they don't have enough Move to run back, grab stones, and still jump across before the turn was up and the stones sank. Instead, they use them to bridge the gap.
Three of the Gunners are stuck in Close Combat. They try and Shove their attackers into lava, but all three fail. Meanwhile, the Akkadian who survived falling in lava suddenly has all his skin and uniform paint flake off due to delayed-reaction horrible burn injuries. He's still fine, he just looks cooler now.
The final Gunner has managed to Reload his machine gun. Judging the nearby unarmed HDISW Man as no threat, he starts spraying bullets at the RedShirts and FALX. Two RedShirts are hit, but only one is killed. The FALX leader continues proclaiming "Let me repeat, everyone here is now slaves to the HURK-" as a bullet catches him in the throat.
That closes out the round for everyone I didn't get to in the last two posts, I've already got a pile of orders for the next round so I'll start collating them now.