Oh my god, if I knew him in real life I'd probably have to kill him. Reading his facebook updates is bad enough. Like the degree to which the cock pictures torture dilanski, that's the degree to which his facebook posts make me want to claw my eyes out. And yet I never quite unsubscribe. I think I must be some kind of masochist.
I don't know how to advise you on reading the brikwars forums at work, even when my floppy penis's on hiatus I don't think they're ever really SFW. I guess, don't open up new threads when your boss is walking around? I got nothin'.