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W.F.K SWELLING TIDES

Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:30 pm

top thread: http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopi ... 245#119245
Continuation of W.F.K SENSITIVE INFORMATION http://www.brikwars.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6072

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Location: northwest Central Xic'la high lands.
Status: azure

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pilot: SIr, we're passing over a parade root.
Mc'Bawlksy: i can see that. continue on like Bonn-o-Tron. we have matters to attend to.
Pilot: yes sir, sorry sir.

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Mc'Balksy: Patricia, is Telza's machine done?
Patricia: yes sir, but do you think it is wise for you to-
Mc'Balksy:I did not ask for you opinion on it.


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Patricia: well, your going to get it. this 'operation' your planing is suicidal at best!
Mc'Balksy: there is no other way. what's the info on the incoming SHIP?
Patricia: It's a light scout cruiser called the RAINBOWBOKSY , normally it would not be a real threat, we would just use the anti-orbital cannon. but if it gets a good look at Kreen and tells any of it's buddy's we could have a massive peach fleet incoming, and they would know where to hit. That, or it could set up shop out of range of the Anti-Orbital and provide Orbital support for the peaches. both out comes are unacceptable.
Mc'Balksy: THat is exactly why i am going. I am going to blind this incoming beast and take out that SHIP!

[oops sorry bout the stand.]

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Pilot: we are here sir.
McBalksy: bring us us down.

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Mc'Balksy: Patricia, were is the Rainbow now?
Patricia, around 4,050,000 kilometers from Ajax.

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Mc'Balksy: then we don't have much time.

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Telza: welcome o' great president Mc'Ba-
Mc'Balksy we don't have time for this. is the machine ready?
Telza: yes, the SAC OT crystal is in place and the couardonaters are up and running.
Mc'Balksy: is the crystal stable?
Telza: as stable as singal atom core OT can be sir.

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Mc'Balksy: Where is that transport then?
Patricia: just arrived sir.

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Mc'Balksy: excellent. after I get zapped onto the ship you and the crisis control troops set off.
Patricia: yes sir.
Mc'Balksy: light it up Telza!
Telza: with pleasure


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VWOIIIP



30 MINUTES EARLIER.
Location: The PSS BoksyRainbow, 4.050.000 kilometers from Ajax
Status: N/a

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Nib: sir, it's time for the weekly status check.
Capin' Krak: damn.


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Krak: okay. Cyro pod?
Nib: patient's status is green.

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Krak: bio lab?
Nib first subject did not survive, but the data gained was useful.

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Krak: moral?
Nib: high.
Krak: Provision stores?
Nib: 45%. enough for at least one orbit and the journey back.


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Krak: weapon stores?
Nib: 11 small arms, 1 rocket launcher, 10 CC, 1 tnt bundle and a box of rockets.

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Krak: Engines?
Nib: unkown sir, the techies have not sent in their report yet.
Krak: again? somethings up with those weirdoes.



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Krak: you there! engine seer!
Nib: engineer, sir.
Krak, what ever, What is the status for the engines?
Kip: they're fine sir.
krak: be specific man.
Kip: their are operating at 87% efficiency at 80% burn.
Krak: exele-
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Pilot: sir, you should come see this.
Krak: i am on my way.



ONE MIUTE LATER:
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Krak: what is it?
Pilot: we are getting some wierd readings from the oher moons around AJAX sir, and there sems to be some one trying to teleport onboard sir.

Meanwhile:

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Enol: finally that bumbling fool is gone.
Kip: let us proceed brother.
yes, the ceremony is almost complete, we just need some sacrifices...
Kip: who should we go and get?
Enol: no need.

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BLAM!
ENOL: we have two perfect ones right here.
Zix: you basta-

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BLAM!

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Enol: UZD'IX NAHG! UL'IKARBOSE!

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KRGOOM!


Back on the bridge:
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Krak: i want you to isolate those teleporters and reroute them into the engine's exhaust trail.
Pilot: Yes si-


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KRGOOM!
Krak: what is the name of RoC was that?!?


BAck in the back:
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Enol: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


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[note: took this photo befor i decided to slap some story on the peach ship so it is inaccurate.]

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ZOIIIIP!

OVER VIEW:

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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:08 pm

pics moved to OP
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:29 am

Looks to be a good battle. But do I spot MEGA BLOKS on that ship thing?
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:02 am

don't even start that robo.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:15 am

RunsWithLegos wrote:don't even start that robo.


I have. You used MEGA BLOKS you little son of a-
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Postby ikensall » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:49 pm

:byzero:
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:06 pm

god. i hate you people. so much right now.
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 6:11 pm

Oh hey, what a coincidence.
Tzan wrote:
Quantumsurfer wrote:I generally agree with Tzan
Warhead wrote:I agree with QuantumSmurfer.



I agree with Warhead.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:07 pm

I can't see anything wrong here, apart from a couple of sag shagged dropping limp dicks shitting on someones post anyways. So, there are some substandard Mega-Bloks, I've used some in ZZD and nobody either noticed, cared or cared to mention the fact. You two penis princesses wanna' fuckin' try mentioning it now?

Doesn't Stubby use Mega-Bloks weapons in the Goatse Bunker Assault too?
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:51 pm

Whenever I post a picture of a mini with that one AK I have, someone inevitably goes "Hey, which online store did you get that from? It looks awesome."

I then have to reply- "It's actually Best Lock."

"...oh."

Megablocks are completely fine for construction and baseplates, as shown here. I just don't like the quality in general.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:18 am

[pics moved to moved to original post]
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Postby ikensall » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:50 am

Now dark red looks shitty thanks to you :/.

Oh and those megablokz need to be burned at the stake for heracy to lego kind.
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:15 am

Fuck off.
If I wanted flaming I would have posted dicks.
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Postby BFenix » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:26 am

You know the drill Runs, peaches, negas, etc... but honestly, I don't really care, I enjoyed reading it
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Postby RunsWithLegos » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:25 pm

added some pics.

wondering if i should transplant the photos of the second post into the first...
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