Considering the type of prick it takes to find this sort of thing worth raggin' someone about, I would personally buy loads of Mega Bloks and Clone shit, and post it up as a serious forum battle. I'd then wait for the inevitable boneriffic n00b post apoc and take on all comers in flamewar to end them all. In the end someone would probably banhammer themselves or turn dapper. Maybe both.
Isn't it always the way though, someone says something insulting and then nearly a month goes by and you get the absolute killer reply. This is just like that, but without bothering with the killer reply part... which, um... ah... yeah, nevermind.