BFenix wrote:Warhead wrote:Next of kin probably got chased for the bill no doubt.
There was another guy we thought had been brutally murdered, blood everywhere but we couldn't find any obvious stab wounds or whatnot. It turned out the guy had been an alcoholic and took some sort of seizure during a myocardial infarction which somehow caused his drink induced stomach ulcers to literally explode. So he was vomiting copious amounts of blood out his mouth as the heart attack killed him. It must have been very painful because the blood splatter was really violent and wildly sprayed all over the room. No pets this time, his girlfriend who'd found him was a bit of a dog though.
Damn... dude, you should make your own thread about this: Warheads Daily Tales of a Scottish Cop
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