Yeah, my medic was a failure at the beginning. That tophat guy was one of my favorite Well-Dressed Gentlemen. Anyways, that lady with the green jeweled staff is my medic. When Captain Nomouth's sniper took him out early in the game, she rushed to heal him. Of course I rolled a one (the first of many) and he was turned to dust. It was very sad (Mr. Twissle!! Noooooooo!!!)
Jabba the Hutt went on a suicide run in the beginning. He was controlled by another player named Max who had top leave right when the game started. It was quite humorous. Of course, the port-o-potty didn't blow up because it is the Port-o-Potty of Indestuctable Porcelain Ossumness, the porcelain throne blessed by My Little penises.
Tons of other stuff happened too. That guy with two guns got a massive critical through the door of the tower. The guy he shot at exploded, flooding the first floor of the tower with blood and immobilizing Captain Nomouth with bloody ecstasy who was standing near the door. After the same shooter got another hit through the door, the blood began to spill out into the battlefield, making it very hard to move.
Also, that guy with the spike on his head well... So my sniper took a shot at him, missed and blew his hat off. We were surprised to see that concealed under the hat was a large purple afro. Then my archer shot at him, missed, and shaved his afro off. Of course, underneath his afro was a spare hat (not pictured). Then, my sniper took another shot at him, missed again, and took his spare hat off. Underneath was a big spike of hair. His name wasn't Alfred at all! It was Alfalfa!
There's more of course, but I think this post is getting a little long. Next time we'll take pictures, I promise!