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Manly Foods

Postby SnakeMittens » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:32 pm

There is this one hot sauce that is called Dave's Insanity.
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The recommended serving is one drop, and two drops made a grown man cry. How manly would it be?
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Postby Keldoclock » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:15 am

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/bacon/c399/

BACON IN A CAN THAT WILL LAST FOR 10 YEARS!
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Re: Manly Foods

Postby Warhead » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:22 am

SnakeMittens wrote:There is this one hot sauce that is called Dave's Insanity.
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The recommended serving is one drop, and two drops made a grown man cry. How manly would it be?


IMO the use of the word "gourmet" means this item is invalid for manliness.

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These are manly...

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Not as manly but it has a fire extinguisher on the side, this is now manly...
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Postby stubby » Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:31 am

Making a grown man cry is the opposite of manly. Now count how many drops are in that bottle and then you can calculate exactly how unmanly it is.
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Postby Rody » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:00 am

and it stops working the moment you meat someone who eats a lot of indian food.
I swear I always laugh when people try to feed me something spicy trying to get the AAAGGH hothothot reaction and instead find me enjoying the concoction.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Apollyon » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:19 am

Bragging with that you can take the hottest food was not manly in fifth grade and certainly is not manly as an adult.
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Postby Ex-Lep » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:38 am

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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:45 am

Which begs the question: why do we need this thread in the first place since we already had one?
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Postby stubby » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:32 pm

Checking to see whether someone else already made your thread isn't that manly.
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Postby ikensall » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:42 pm

stubby wrote:Checking to see whether someone else already made your thread isn't that manly.


Just like replying to posts telling us what's not manly is not manly.

Aaah fuck.
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:14 pm

Not manly is not manly is not manly is not manly is not manly.

I'm getting insane...
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Postby SnakeMittens » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:47 pm

Aren't we all?
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Postby Rody » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:09 pm

Apollyon wrote:Bragging with that you can take the hottest food was not manly in fifth grade and certainly is not manly as an adult.

Aaand I don't care, I just liked the look of people trying my snacks.
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Postby solvess » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:20 pm

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Postby RoC77 » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:38 pm

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