Krysto: Turn Three (complete)

[piltogg]

Moron Studios

Moronstudios decides he would like to help defend the castle. So he tells the Ice-worlders as much.


He charges up his camera with paint arrows and sufficient flash. And waits for some response fire behind the wall.


Piltogg and the Heroes of Akkadia

They all move up some.


The ogre continues to tear the wall to shreds, finding a more effective method this time.


The wall goes *CRUNCH* ogre likes.


The BURP-man winds up.


And throws his roof section. It flies straight and true.


But falls about an inch and a half short of it's intended target. Just out of range.


So the BURP-man picks up some more building.


The Heroes all combine their fire to break the wall some more.


Piltogg, having only CC weapons, does nothing this turn.



Ross Varn

Ross Varn hauls his grenade-launcher over to the side of the crater.


And fires a grenade at the two troops in the rocks. One is killed, and the other rolled such a huge crit success that he somehow managed to survive. (roll shown near bottom)


Since he was so lucky, that trooper shall be known from this time on as "lucky Eddie" And he shall be given hero-stats for the rest of the game.


Varn uses a feat to fire again (emptying his clip, making his grenade launcher useless)


He aimed for the juicy insides of the bunker, but missed, hitting the side of it instead.


Blowing a pretty big hole in it.


He then takes cover and grabs more weapons.


Assryrians
The Assyrians move closer to the fighting.


Squad leader Karleen whips them into a frenzy.


They still arn't in range though, so they set up for response fire.


Matter creation gun fires up again.


Rolling pretty well, and creating quite a lot of Brik.


He managed to close out almost the entire midsection, only a two stud wide gap on one end remains unblocked.


TMITTH
One of the vigilantes takes cpl.halans helmet.


Then they all run off in the general direction of piltogg.


The take some shots at the inqusitor along the way, but they all miss.

[Robot Monkey]

So when do we send orders?

EDIT:

ATTENTION WHOEVER PLAYS PILTOGG:

This a a formal alliance request. I do believe if we joined forces it would benefit both teams.

[piltogg]

once all the turns are completed..

[Robot Monkey]

once all the turns are completed..

Ok.

[Elmagnifico]

Other rule of thumb:  If the turn's not over yet, put a banner up at either the beginning or end of your post, so that the idiots and grandmas in the back don't try to post orders.

[Natalya]

Wow I did pretty good with that wall.

[piltogg]

and we return with more...

Akkadians--Nazis and Ninjas

Can we get a little more anti-matter?


This part of the wall is pretty well destroyed now. And the Akkadians can now access the juicy insides of the palace.


But the Akkadians also brought along a demolitions guy, so they might be able to get into the gardens also.


He sticks his charge in an appropriate place.


But the response fire that warhead has been so keen on is finally capable of being triggered, as the soldier got within range.


He is blasted to bits, before he can set off his charge.


Another one of the ice-world troops who was inside the palace used a response action to run up to the TnT.


He has a few inches left, so decides to use an action as well.


He throws it at the Akkadians, and it lands in a very opportune location.


But he isn't able to set off the detonator this turn.


The Iceworlders have run out of response-action-able troops, so The rest of the nazis march on in.


They take out the guy who threw the dynamite, but the guy with the gun is still standing.


The Space-ninjas decide that the ramming idea wasn't working so well, so they use the husk of the vehicle as a ramp to the upper level instead.


They waste no time, and kill the guy who was operating the turret up top.


Their orders said that they should turn the turret on their enemies, but this turret has been designed to only face the front, with like a 45 degree possible turn, so they destroy the turret instead, to make sure it can't be used against them anymore.


They succeed.


However, this action send the whole section of building crumbling down, in such a manner as to pretty well block the ninjas from getting to the rampart on the right side without climbing up some shit.


Another view of that.


The Akkadian gremlins fire again. They would have liked to fire on the AA gun, but that is out of their range, so they fire on the infantry instead.


Both of the Settanians on top dodge down into the bunker however, saving them from death.


The bunker gets pretty well destroyed though, and it won't be much of a safe-haven for the Settanian forces any longer.


The AA turret sits smugly, confident in it's superior range and firring ability.




Beradan Raiders
The armored caravan starts riding down the road.


And the lead one actually gets close enough to take a shot.


It takes out the other troll, which dies next to it's brother in a rather sad looking way.


The Beradan infantry gets to work on some of the shit on the field that they noticed.



They manage to get the robot up and running.


It grabs some swords.


And is ready to help defend it's master.


The other Beradans mange to construct... something? with all those blue parts.


It's a very strange contraption to say the least.


And.. EEEEEEEWWW. Are those bugs crawling out of the gears? This thing must be truly ancient.


It's function soon becomes apparent, as three fully functional ice-daemon-robots are produced from within it's twisted coils.


They must have been created some time ago to help train the young ice-worlders how to do battle against the real daemons, should they ever return to ice world, though the purpose of the machine's destruction remains as of yet, a mystery.



Still not done.
Left to do:
Ice-worlders
Kommand Platform
Settanians
Grammar-Inquisition
in that order.

[Robot Monkey]

This battle may end shortly...

[piltogg]

I rather doubt that. Defenders outnumber Akkadians at this point, and there are two different Artifax the Akkadians would need to capture in order to obtain victory, whereas the defenders would pretty much just need to kill Piltogg and anyone capable of redshirting for him.

[Robot Monkey]

I rather doubt that. Defenders outnumber Akkadians at this point, and there are two different Artifax the Akkadians would need to capture in order to obtain victory, whereas the defenders would pretty much just need to kill Piltogg and anyone capable of redshirting for him.

So it'll be an even match, I guess? Well, as long as that Anti-Matter gun stays in one piece, the castle is screwed.

[piltogg]

I actually just took a headcount and there are 33 attackers left, and a whoping 64 deffenders. Though the attackers are much better equiped than the defenders are.

[Robot Monkey]

EDIT:

ATTENTION WHOEVER PLAYS PILTOGG:

This a a formal alliance request. I do believe if we joined forces it would benefit both teams.

As I am outnumbered, I will allow you to join me. Just promise to soak the battlefield with iceworlder blood.

Good, good,  

[piltogg]

And... I'm finally done building stuff for the remainder of this turn, so it may continue.

IceWorlders

IV horseman gets up the stairs and opens up the OT rock.


He whips out the original otc with reckless abandon.


And proceeds to take a hot tub in the magma. Daring the Akkadians to come even one more step closer. This act give other iceworlders a +1 for the turn.


Half of the Houskralls move up to a closer spot.


And stubby janitizes an Akkadian hero.



Some of the krystoans open fire on space-nazis.


And they kill two.


That turret warhead's been going on about finally gets to take a shot.


...But... It misses


The rest of the Iceworld horde pretty much just sets up response fire for next turn.






AKKADIAN kommand platform.

The first hardsuit opens up on lucky eddie.


And it hits him.


But someone redshirts for him.


Second hardsuit fires at him also.


and it hits him.


And another guy redshirts.


But the important thing is that lucky eddie is still around.


And thanks to the redshirts, he now has 2 guns.


The kommand platform drives over the wreckage like it wasn't even there.


And it's elongated titty cannons bring forth  unholy balls of energy.


Wait, are the just TREES?


AAAAHHHH, exploding trees!    


This wipes out the iceworlder with the reloaded rocket launcher and the Assyrian brute.


But produces two lovely trees which are certain to raise the property value once all these annoying indigenous are eradicated!


The otc-launcher advances to the left.


the hovercraft moves off to the right.


Having been seemingly forgotten with a lack of orders, the civilian Akkadians decide to take a look around.


Pulling away a solar-blanket, they discover a motorcycle and some tank-tracks, and a whole bunch of other spare mechanikly lookin' bits.



Still other civilians explore the glass building above them. They find a strange character staring blankly at a computer monitor with some ot-statis chambers behind him.


The medic droid moves off to find some corpse to reanimate.


And the Kommand squad stays put.



Grammar inquisition

The continue flying until they reach their destination.


Then the transport leaves them.


Note that they have a stretcher and two med-packs from the mechanix


Blitzen performs a sexy-feat by doing a little dance for the boys.


ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE. Just as one would expect with nerdy engineering types, the mechaniks all go into a building frenzy. parts go flying through the air. They go WWWAAAYYY beyond their given task of repair, and they completely rebuild the space-fleet into one big super-ship. Which they christen the SEXY-WYTCH.


I took quite a while on this one, so ill take some more pics.




The grammar-inquisition is now a rather formidable force.


NOW U DUDES CAN SEND ORDERS FOR TURN 4

[Robot Monkey]

Just checking:

Did my orders go through?

[piltogg]

um... no? not for next turn anyway.

If you are asking whether you are now allied with the Akkadians or not, then the answer is yes.