Introduce yourself newbs!

[Master JJ]

1. Who are you?
Who am I??!!! WHO AM I??!!! I have been run over by a cart going 5mph, i have been shot in the finger with a nail gun, i have had my index finger sliced nearly in half by a pearing knife, and many other painful experiences ! I am the master of Disaster! I am Master JJ!!!!! but you, noble Brikwarriors, may call me JJ.

2.Do you live with your mother?
Since im only 16, i do. gimme 2more years and ill be free though.

3.Where do you come from?
The hanger bay of my mighty assault craft as i invade your planet! but you can usually find me in california.

4.What is your quest?
To conquer the universe!

P.S. im only acting like this cause it looks like the rest of you do, and i want to fit in. if u want me to be serious, thats ok, i can do that. and it wil only cost you 500$, per hr, starting now.

[Captain Nomouth]

Who are you?
My name on the internet is Captain Edward William Nomouth, but my real name is Ethan or "Cool" Ethan as my band calls me.

Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Yes I do, for now...

Where do you come from?
Northern California or somewhere near it.

What is your quest?
To seek the holy grail!

Also my favorite color is green, the capital of Syria is Damascus, and .5mph

[Master JJ]

Pfft, it was way faster than that, we got second place for goodness sake! though i guess youd know better than me, you and mike were the ones pushing it, i was just the one who got run over.

[Captain Nomouth]

What are you talking about? the cart that ran over your leg? I wasn't pushing that. Was I?

[Master JJ]

how many carts have i been run over by? of course that one! and im sure you were pushing...i know mike was.

[Carrnevil9]

1. Who are you?
Trevor, a 22 year old nerd with an unhealthy interest in tiny plastic figures, and an even more unhealthy interest of manufacturing ineffective combat vehicles.  Usually ones with legs.

2. Do you live with your mom?
I live with the FBI's mom.  So... no?

3. Where do you come from?
Chatfield, Minnesota, a tiny backwater spawning area.

4. What is your quest?
A. Survive the next 24 hours without exposure to contaminated radioactive materials.

B. Survive the next 24 hours while exposed to contaminated radioactive materials, but with no observable mutations.

C. Should A and B become impossible, creating a sprawling private military made mostly of licensed brik models and various unauthorized bipedal machines fueled by teenage angst and the power of friendship.[/i]

[Olothontor]

Umm, you got your reference wrong. That's Assyria, not Syria. Very different.

[Captain Nomouth]

Umm, you got your reference wrong. That's Assyria, not Syria. Very different.

in that case Nineveh

[Muskotti]

* - Who are you?
Mikko is my real first name, Muskotti comes from my account on Steam and means Nutmeg in English.

* - Do you live with your mom?
Because I study in high school, it is a must. I don't have time for a job.

* - Where do you come from?
From Finland. I am Houndis' neighbour. We don't have polar bear or penguins either.

* - What is your quest?
To create something interesting and get a job.

[Blitzen]

Who are you?
I am a grammar Piltogg, insanely afraid of dead and crunch bugs, a girl, and I love snow, but if you're asking who I really am, you're asking the wrong person. I also thing I have OCD, but that's a completely different story.

Do you live with your mom?
Yes. Geez man, I'm only fourteen.

Where do you come from?
I come from Canada, the place where zee doesn't count as a letter. When people say it like that it makes me just want to bash their face against a door. But that would be a hate crime, so I don't.
Web-wise, I hail from the depths of GameFAQs. I originated in Animal Crossing DS when I was eleven, then lent my account to somebody and they got it banned. A couple years later I got into the Diamond board until the game got released. I still visit occasionally, but now I mainly hang out at MA.

What is your quest?
My quest is to become an architect. I also would like to visit Rome, England and Scotland, and maybe even take a picture of a no photography sign.

[alfredjr]

Who are you?
I am Alfred.  I live in the dark recesses of Rhode Island.  Nope, not Providence, or Newport, or anyplace "cool."  I play brikwars with my NELUG friends, for which I typically have to drive 2 states away.  (Then again, they are New England states, which barely counts.)

Do you live with your mom?
No.  Well, sometimes, I stay over.  She has better TV than I do.

Where do you come from?
I was born in Brockton, MA.  I went to college at RPI and U of Michigan.  I was in the Navy for a few year, too.

What is your quest?
To spend my days doing nothing but building Lego models.  Then destroying them.

[Evil Wayne]

Who are you?
I am Alfred.  I live in the dark recesses of Rhode Island.  Nope, not Providence, or Newport, or anyplace "cool."  

There are no "cool" places in RI, it's nothing but dark recesses.

[piltogg]

1* - Who are you?
2* - Do you live with your mom?  (Trust me, this is important)
3* - Where do you come from?
4* - What is your quest?[/quote]
*5-what is your faveorite color  
1: I am the almighty piltogg (no one else on the internet kows me otherwise)
2:I do live with the FBI (hey im 15!)
3:i hail from minnesoata
4:my quest is to create the pefect brikwars game and show everyone else how I did it     

[Korwinblue]

Hi, I'm Korwinblue, future Science teacher.

I was born, rasied, and live in California, but my parents were spawned in Hungary. After '56 my dad, and his parents and siblings snuck out of commie Hungary. Kinda cool, I think.

I donot live w/ the FBI, I live w/ my dad(they're divorced) and I prefer my dad because he is tougher then the FBI.

My quest is to learn how to play Brikwars, and get some lego ideas(well, at least that's my my intention while visiting this site).

My favorite colo(u)rs are: Orange, yellow, green, blue, red, purple, goldenrod, black, and white. I can't decide on one.

**please correct my i am boneriffic, always.**

[Tiny Tank Rannon]

* - Who are you?
I am BJL, but Tiny Tank Rannon sounds so much cooler.

* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
at my age, I'd be lucky to get a job

* - Where do you come from?
Canada, awesome eh?

* - What is your quest?
To conquer the entire universe using a shovel, hockey stick and a spork.