Okay, lets get this show on the road!
Iron Scorpions - Brag
The hero rallies his troops. "Onward! Seize the day!"
The Berzerkers eye the wagon, and snap the chains that were holding it to the gate off.
This is Karlos. Karlos likes smashing stuff. Karlos sees something to smash. Karlos away!
Oh, Karlos! You clumsy bastard! (Disrupted)
The rider understands what Karlos was going for.
With the 40 watt bulb sun shining on him, he charges at the wagon.
With a successful charge, the halberd makes contact, pushing the wagon forward-
The troops squad up, and head off, looking for trouble.
The hero tries something cool, but fails, setting the trend for this turn.
The boats move towards the pier, and dock.
The Elite Knight gets out of the boat, and starts climbing the tower. (Seriously, Lego, would it kill you to place some stairs once in a while?) He is followed by a worker.
The King and the other elite guard get out of another boat, and secure the pier.
The King addresses the fisherman. "Don't you want to make something of your life? Then go and die for me!"
The fisherman doesn't even seem to notice. He casts out again.
He reels it in, and the gator lands atop the King. (Disrupted.)
His subjects are horrified, and realize that the only sensible thing to do is to kill needlessly kill a nearby alligator.
Drakkhiri - Zahru II
The hero moves up, and uses his feat to bolster the movement of his men.
Even with the bonus movement, only the squad leader was in range of a target, and does minimal damage to a witch.
Beach Hoes - Ogel96
Surrounded by fighting and zombies, the Hoes do the obvious thing. Throw an awesome beach party!
Noble as their motives are, the dice gods were not in a festive mood.
A beach cop shows up. He's very mad at the Hoes, in fact... he's GLARING.
He prepares to make the arrest.
The Crossbowmen advance towards the pier.
But the worker still has his reaction.
His pride is short lived.
The other archer fires at the Elite Knight dangling on the veranda.
He is shot in the arm, and falls off, which shatters his armor and disrupts him.
The Ninjas move up and take a HP away from the knight.
The White Ninja addresses the Beach Hoes. "Stop your fornication and join me!" It has little effect, though.
Orkz - FISH!!!
The War Pig ditches his weapons and goes for the building.
With his brute strength, he easily rips off a section.
He is then suddenly attacked by an angry Green Wearing Plumber.
The AxeBoy takes care of him.
He quickly slumps to the ground.
An Urack wannabe goes rummaging around the building.
He finds some armor and a molotov cocktail.
The hero, Gorkbachov looks pretty ridiculous, but the extra armor is still too useful to pass up.
The War Pig wedges the wall between the building and a rock formation, cutting off a possible avenue of advance for the Drakkhirri.
The Crossbowrk goes into the building and shoots out of the window.
Doing minor damage to a Drakhirri.
The Troll heads over towards the BURP with malicious intent.
And a lucky roll.
This might be my favorite picture I've ever taken.
The BURP lands in the water, creating huge waves, knocking over the surfer.
The monkey on top of the BURP goes flying.
Animal cruelty is fun.
It also veers the spearguard off course.
Uh, oh, they're within range of another alligator...
Undead - NPC
The witch realizes she's in trouble.
She teleports away.
Safely on a cliff, she fires a spell at the Drakhirri lord.
Who rolls a two for his armor, burning though both his HP in one hit.
As the other witch gets within range, a Drakhirri uses his reaction-
She meets her end the same way Darth Maul did.
Hemotaros tries to raise the Drakhirri hero as a Zombie, but fails.
He settles for beheading a Drakhirri.
The Skellies move up.
Some undead move towards the Iron Scorpions.
Others move towards the Beach Hoes.
The rest continue towards the Pier.
Arkatox engages the axmen.
They use their responce actions.
This results in one dead Peach and minor damage for Arkatox.
NOW ACCEPTING ORDERS FOR TURN 2
I'll try and get a killchart up in a bit.[/b]