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My day was manlier than yours

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:56 am

So today I bucked and split firewood. I got to use fun, manly, tool like axes and chainsaws. And I just built a fire in my fireplace with said wood. How manly was your day?
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:05 am

I did that during the whole winter.
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Postby Pwnerade » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:15 am

Zahru II wrote:I did that during the whole winter.

Right on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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Postby Tuefish » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:31 am

A while back, I did that, then cooked bacon, eggs and coffee on said fire.
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Postby subyrally » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:35 am

did the same thing i do everyday, i survived cancer. that and i am a maintenance tech, thats pretty manly, lol.
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Postby Rody » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:04 am

Silverdream wrote:(practiced a few jujitsu moves I saw on the internet.)

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Postby Natalya » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:10 am

I had sex with my girlfriend.
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Postby subyrally » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:16 am

Natalya wrote:I had sex with my girlfriend.


win :boss:
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Postby Hoboman » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:36 am

Natalya wrote:I had sex with my girlfriend.

Did your wife know? :lol:
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Postby Nitewatchman » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:31 pm

I slept today, but tuesday I was camping and started a fire with a marshmallow, then cooked something that I saw on Epic Meal Time...on a propane camping stove in a tent.
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Postby Zahru II » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:45 pm

Natalya wrote:I had sex with my girlfriend.


Me toOH WAIT I DON'T HAVE ANY
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Postby RoC77 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:49 pm

I finished building a gunship with my bare hands yesterday.
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Postby piltogg » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:50 pm

well on this day in particular... I pretty much just took a nap due to post-spring-break exhaustion.
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Postby solvess » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:11 pm

I had sex while running five miles and eating bacon.
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Postby Ham701 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:15 pm

Natalya wrote:I had sex with my girlfriend.

First I was like this 8)
Then I was like this :shock:
And now I'm like this :?
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