While some of those suggestions were just great, I'm gonna just continue for plot's sake.
Oog starts to fight.
Meanwhile, somewhere just above the planet's orbit, an hour ago...
A Powerful Individual talks to representatives.
Gentlemen, you know why I've called you here today. This mission is of vital importance to me, and I need to know who can do it.
A
Dapper Negotiator responds: My lord, we can capture the offending man, and allow things to go on, barely even disrupting the flow of space-time.
A
Pissy Villain counters: You couldn't beat that demon even if you had twenty
TimeCops all working on im at once!
PV: And what's more, if you ever try to take the same contract as my boys again, I'll clock you into an alternate reality!
DN: I'd like to see you try!
A
Mutant General aids the
DN: Alright, this is not the time nor the place for you two to settle your scores.
PV: OH YEAH?
PI:Gentlemen, please. Do stop.
PI:Besides, I've already decided to give the contract to the
Oddsmen. I can't risk the
Time Cops looking into my businesses, and, no offense, but Peaches would be too conspicuous.
PI: Go send your men to save
Oog in the future. I cannot disrupt the flow of time, but if he loses to that beast, which, at his level, he will, my son dies. And I cannot let that happen.
DN: What?! He cannot trap that beast in a different time! what good will that do?
The
Unnamed Man speaks: What do you suppose we do?
PI: It's simple, really. We kill the
Batman.
An hour later....
Oog makes a strategic mistake....
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BATTY!
(
MC: Weapon specialty:
Oversized Gun)
(
HB: Weapon Specialty:
Pans. Fucking Pans.)
My doctor says I have an obsession with vengance. We'll just see about that
My 550th post was "JANE-FREAKIN-GOODALL".
I called the Ghostbusters in my 600th post.