A tale of two minifigs: Nuka-skull vs. Sir Hax-a-lot

[Killer Karetsu]

Zahru, you sick bastard!

But, I will not whip myself as I will get the battle today on this thread, in the evening..

[Pwnerade]

[Killer Karetsu]

Just used your sayings from the past in this situation , thought it would fit

[Killer Karetsu]

Ok, you know what fucking happened? I accidentally clicked the X button on the post.
Coming tomorrow. I'm very sorry, but I want to do other things too.

Fuck.

[Finn_striker]

LOL I did it once too, but get the whole post back without going crazy
But still sad that you haven't get it here yet.

[Killer Karetsu]

Ach, the shame of delayment! So, I whipped myself. Anyway,

Battle 3: Relevant information


In a ruined section of the city victory is celebrated and bargains are (tried) to be made...


Green guy: "1000 credits is my last offer! A fine computer core!"
Businessman: "No deal."


Green guy: "900 credits!"
Businessman: "NO deal!"


Nuka-skull and his now bigger party are...well, partying:
Nuka: "Hah! I almost feel sorry for poor Sir hax-a-lot..."


Hax: "Oh, do you?"


Nuka: "What? But how...how is this possible?"


Hax: "This old creepah here nurtured my wounds and took care of me. He is now like a father to me, right creepah?"
Old creepah: "Hrrmm, HRMM!"


Green guy: "Hey, you lot look like hard bargainers! How about a computer core, which holds vital information of a clone outpost?"


Nuka: "Vital information, you say? Get it, boys!"


YARR


Businessman: "Looks like we can still get that computer core..."


Green guy: "You barbarians! Guards, defend the core!"


Meanwhile, a clone commando arrives, his mission is to destroy the computer core and the vital information within.



Battle starts! Objective: Last man standing! Bonus objective: Get the core! If the core is moved out from the table edge by a friendly minifig via an appropiate table edge, better positions are gained in the next game.

Sir hax-a-lot and his lot turn 1
Yeah, I can't always win the initiave.


A healthy start! One of the guards is literally torn apart! Yey!


Sir Hax-a-lot and haxgoggles move into better positions, and Sir hax-a-lot shoots the thug and it goes right through, killing mah jedi bitch!


Then haxgoggles shoots the businessman, meaning that the everyone of PK's (my friend's alt name) guys killed someone. HAX! (although 2 combined their efforts but who cares). Ouch.

Nuka-skull and his lot


Nuka-skull moves forward and crit fails with his grenade. A explosive expert my ass! The blast kills no one, just knocks over. A small wall is destroyed.


The astro moves and prepares a response action. Sherry wood, the archer, claimes his first kill. Nuka-skull gets up, really angry.

Clone commando turn 1


Even his 1d6+1 skill doesn't save him from a critical failure. His gun is now a short ranged weapon. Elites, bah!

Businessman's guard turn 1


Revenge! I guess he was well paid. Sadly, his attack is blocked.

Green guy and his guard turn 1


Crit failing . Core dropped!


Core taken! (yeah, too much halo)

Will the old creepah get up? Is PK really me as I can't admit I am forever alone and playing solo? Find it out when I come back to the computer to finish this! Today, hopefully.

[Killer Karetsu]

Continuing...

Sir hax-a-lot and his lot turn 2


Old creepah tries to get up, but is kebabed by Greenguy! Oh, the tradegy!


Sir hax-a-lot prepares to revenge!


Too bad my astro had a response action. Hax is knocked over.


Spiky hair dude 2 attacks, fruitlessly.

Nuka-skull and his lot turn 2


Another fine shot from Sherry Wood kills a guard.


Astro grabs the core.


So, this wasn't the most gentlemanish thing to do and I regret it in retrospect. Anyway,
Nuka: "Hm. Didn't you learn?"


Hint: lower is damage and upper is armor.


*SSHIRNK*
GAK!


UGH..


Nuka: "You'll pay the washing bill!"

Clone commando turn 2


He picks up a short ranged and opens fire at the astro, but his armour is too tough.

Businessman's guard turn 2


*CLASH**KLING*

Green guy's turn 2


He attacks spiky hair dude 2, who retaliates..


Both dead. Haxers and Green guy are eliminated!

Nuka-skull and his lot turn 3


Sherry Wood misses, astro crit fails, guard fails his retaliation, and Nuka-skull goes for the clone commando.


Nuka: "Die!"
Commando: "For the rebub-ugh.."

Businessman's guard turn 3


Pretty sure he is going to die, the guard makes his last act...


Guard: "If I can't get it, no one shall!"
*CRASH-BOOM!*

Nuka-skull and his lot turn 3


3rd kill for Sherry Wood. Pretty good for a 1d6 skill and a short ranged weapon. He only missed once.


Astro: "So, boss, what next?"
Nuka: "Let's start gathering resources for an assault. That clone base would provide us with weapons and gear, as well as vehicles. And the best, fame.."


*PLIP!BZZ!*


Final overview. Carnage.

Winner of battle 3: Nuka-skull
Bonus objective claimer: No-one

Sorry for the delay, hope it was worth it. Next battle coming up tomorrow or monday.

[Pwnerade]

And fix those image tags.

[enders_shadow]

wonderful, nice to see you win one I like how it's scaling up, so the more we wait, the more awesome it becomes

[Warhead]

This has been a great read and very Brikwars, brilliant idea. All the Cameo parts, Dora and the Computer Core have been a lot of fun. I'm cheering for Nuka Skull in this one, the dude has a cool cape!

More please.

[Killer Karetsu]

:owned:

And fix those image tags.

?
Anyway, thanks. BTW, as the cp amount multiplies every time (15 becomes 30, 30 becomes 60, etc) then the battles will be very big soon, battle 6 will be 240 cp! So, would 480 cp be good for the final battle?

[Finn_striker]

So, would 480 cp be good for the final battle?

Yes, that should be enough big for a final battle.

And fix those image tags.

?

He probably means that third battle's one tag needs fixing...

[Killer Karetsu]

Ah, fixed now. Didn't notice it.

[Killer Karetsu]

Delayed again. Battle per week, k?


-Clone outpost, 20 kilometers from the city..-


Jedi: "Let me in, I'm a jedi, and I have been sent to this outpost for a important thing."


Clone trooper: "Hmh. Important thing?"
Jedi: "It's about the genetic information."


Clone trooper: "Alright. Come in."
Jedi: "Thank you. I'll go change my clothes, if you won't mind."


Clone trooper: "Hm. Topless female jedi FTW,"
Clone recruit: "Damn be these stormtrooper helmets! I can't see anything!"


Suddenly, Sir hax-a-lot's gang arrives. (If you wonder how is he alive again, he was cloned) Hax is the one with body armour and haxegoggles. The clone is a traitor.

Here I have lost a picture of my (Nuka-skull's) forces. Sorry.


Ready yourselves! Defend the outpost and active the defense systems!

Nuka-skull turn 1


Sherry Wood and his son John Wood open fire, though ineffectively.


Nuka-skull moves forward...
Nuka: "Taste THIS!!"


*SHII-BOOM!* I rollled ones for damage on the clones but damaged the bunker and surrounding things quite a bit.


One of the hired drakhirri grunts charges, impaling a clone with his cutlass...


...mutilating the clone and getting himself flying off the game table. His coming back next turn.


The rest advance, Astro leading the charge.


This guy also runs, eager to get to the enemy.

Sir hax-a-lot turn 1


Havaji guy goes and gleefully shoots a clone.


And overkills, yet another clone dead.


Hax and Hit-man droid take positions and Hit-mam prepares response fire.


Hax tries to shoot one of the clones up high but fails and the blast ritoches to the traitor clone instead. No damage dealt, sadly.

Another pic loss . The guys on the other side moved up as well.

Clone turn 1


The jedi makes a good example about clones/stormtroopers typical behaviour and fires, recoiling and falling...


...to the ground. Disrupted.


A clone with a pike acts like a knight and protects the jedi.


A clone fires his gun and misses, the technician starts to operate with the defense system. He needs 3 turns of operating to activete the defense system. My and Pk's teams have to roll a five on any minifig to activete the defense system.


This clone's day is not the best one. As soon as he raises his dizzy head from the ground the dizzyness stops immediately as the head goes higher than intended.

This ends turn 1. More coming tomorrow.

[enders_shadow]

mmm, I love these. Even though the armies are kinda thrown together, it seems quite organised, and the fact that you have a plot is a plus as well keep it up