Battle Of The Death Wall: Robot Monkey vs. RedShirt

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Battle Of The Death Wall: Robot Monkey vs. RedShirt

Post by Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:25 pm

So RedShirt came over today, and we held a brikwars battle at my death wall.

(My camera spazzed out and we lost the first few pics. To summarize them, RedShirt got initiative, went first, and had his whole force move up, and he killed one of my troops.)

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Brikhed then decided to wear that dead troop's head as a hat.

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A blowtorch-wielding mutant then burninated a plant.

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Overwatch of his turn. Lots of moving up on his part.

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My turn started, and I had my sniper shoot the Poozooka operator (Yes, a bazooka that shoots poo.)

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One of the Mounted gun operators shot a mutant to death.

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I then opened my gate, and let the people behind the wall loose. The Man In The Top Hat then killed a mutant that wielded SquAIDS. (Yes, Squid-AIDS)

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The Space commando then tried to Point-blank crotch shot some poor mutant, but rolled a 2 instead.

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Another mounted gun killed a Coffee-wielding darth maul.

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TMITTH, using his second action, chops Brikhed in half.

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But Brikhed's not down yet! His head bails.

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A mutant then picks up his head,

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And puts it on the dead Poozooka operator's body! Brikhed is still alive!

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A mutant then pummels the space commando with an iron bar.

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A mutant Sapper then tosses some dynamite at my hardsuits...

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But my Psychological Warfare troop blasts it away with sound, and it explodes on the other end of the battlefield.

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TMITTH then heroic feats to chop up 4 mutants.

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Brikhed's floating mech then arrives.

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The mech and a poozooka-wielding Brikhed then attack TMITTH, but both make bad rolls and fail to pierce TMITTH's armor.

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The mechanik then repairs the Space Commando.

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My Flamethrower troop then creates an environmental hazard by burninating some dead bodies and some plants.

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Close-up on the fire.

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My spy then throws a grenade from the wall, and rolls incredible damage, which kills three mutants and knocks down a tree.

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My sniper then eliminates one of Brikhed's minions.

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A mounted gun then shoots up a droid.

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TMITTH then heroic feats to attack the mech's power source (located conveniently on top of the mech) which results in an explosion, somehow not damaging the mech's frame. (it's still dead though, without power.)

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But the explosion sends TMITTH flying! He lands just beyond some fire...

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But he rolled some awesome armor, so he's alive!

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Brikhed, realizing this is a battle he cannot win, teleports away.

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The remaining troops then surrender.

THE REPUBLIC OF INDEPENDENT NATIONS CLAIMS VICTORY!

This was a good battle, in my opinion. The reason why there's so little pictures of Brikhed's turns is because mostly all they did was move and fail at attacks.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:37 pm

Silverdream wrote:Cool, although redshirt's mutants seem to be too small a force to commence a siege.
If you were to count, Brikhed's forces were larger than mine. RedShirt says that next time we fight, he'll bring more mechs.
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Post by *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun May 01, 2011 6:30 am

For sieges always use RPS (rocket propelled soldiers) although most of them will ether die when attempting to land or just crush into the wall some of them may survive and open the gates, they are also very fun to play with.
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Post by BFenix » Sun May 01, 2011 6:49 am

Robot Monkey wrote:
Silverdream wrote:Cool, although redshirt's mutants seem to be too small a force to commence a siege.
If you were to count, Brikhed's forces were larger than mine. RedShirt says that next time we fight, he'll bring more mechs.
Yeah but still, having a big mob unarmed is more like a massacre then a fight. Give Redshirt more explosives and vehicles next wall siege. Anyways, well done RIN
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Post by RedShirt » Sun May 01, 2011 7:58 am

By the way, the teleport out was not cowardice,
I was tired and wanted to play portal 2 and Brik-hed knows when to cut his losses.
The battle took about 2.5 hours.
Also, you may question why we were fighting, because in Piltogg's quest we were teamed up against him.
My explanation is that I was angry after being a sign for so long, and I needed to shoot something.
Ah yes. And this was Robot Monkey's first Brik-wars against a human being.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Sun May 01, 2011 11:45 am

It was very funny to play Portal 2 co-op after being at each other's throats for two and a half hours.

Well RedShirt, maybe next time you can bring more vehicles and heavy weaponry, so I may have a challenge. :wink:
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Post by Bragallot » Sun May 01, 2011 12:00 pm

Poozooka. I can see why you'd want to get rid of that thing right off the bat.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Sun May 01, 2011 2:45 pm

Bragallot wrote:Poozooka. I can see why you'd want to get rid of that thing right off the bat.
Yup. That sucker blew one of the turrets off of my wall. It's a shame that Brikhed escaped with it, the RIN could've made use of that technology. :wink:
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Post by RedShirt » Tue May 03, 2011 5:11 pm

Actually, the Poozooka was a name that Robot Monkey came up with.
I had just been calling it a missile launcher made out of a toilet.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Thu May 05, 2011 7:51 pm

Coming soon: Robot Monkey vs. Redshirt, part II: The Convoy.
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Re: Battle Of The Death Wall: Robot Monkey vs. RedShirt

Post by RedShirt » Fri May 06, 2011 8:20 pm

Robot Monkey wrote: Image
Overwatch of his turn. Lots of moving up on his part.
Actually, I just realized that this was a pic of the end of the game.

Fail pic is fail.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Fri May 06, 2011 8:22 pm

:oops:

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