Ask Matt where he keeps his 5 semi-automatic rifles.
2-Matt replies: Glorious leader, the rifles are in Jack's room, you know that. Although, I can't blame you for forgetting, after what happened last night.
> kill hobo by kicking his skull in.
1-Alec must still be hungover from last night, he misses the hobo's head entirely, and his shoe flies off, smashing the window and carrying on into the blackness outside. A groundkeeper shouts "Ow! What the frag?" (Alec gets a -1 to actions involving running until he acquires another shoe)
Block the kick. throw the can and the assaulter
5-Joe drains the last of the bean juice, and seeing as how the kick never even got close to his skull, he chucks the can in Alec's direction, donking him on the head and bouncing right back to the hobo.
grab the hammer, and search the room for medical or survival supplies. Give the rest of the group a winning smile
4-With hammer in hand, Ralph roots around, finding nothing, not even a box of band-aids. Probably should have noticed that if Matt had to use a t-shirt to patch himself up, he wouldn't have any med supplies lying around.