FICO Fatality: A cinematic deathmatch in sequentia

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FICO Fatality: A cinematic deathmatch in sequentia

Postby Elmagnifico » Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:58 pm

Author's note: Text is below the relevant pictures.

Deep Underground, in the depths of a conquered citadel, Lord Warhead is closing in on his prey.
Warhead had been lagging behind the troops during a lot of the battle, and was getting itchy. In
fact, the main reason the palace wasn't bombarded from orbit was because he wanted to get
some actual action. Having kept his Immortal blood-lust in check for quite some time, he was
feeling particularly Maniacal, despite having picked out his best Infernal Shogun suit of armor
for the battle.

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"This is it Milud, the traitor said we'd find his leader here, but we haven't been able to breach the door."

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*Skeeoosh*

"We're going to need a squad of Breach-... Wait."

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"Well, that works."

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"Ah, finally some action!"


"Milud, wait! It could be a..."

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*SLAM*


"...Trap."

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"You're too late. The sword is long gone."


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"We used a portal much like this one to smuggle it away, it's halfway across the galaxy now. You've failed."


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"I'm sure I'd be bawling me eyes out if I knew what the bloody hell you were talking about."

"You, mean, you weren't here for Santo Luz?"


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"Nope. Haven't the foggiest idea what that is."

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"However, if you surrender now, I can offer you a position as the Emperor's Footstool. It's a pretty cushy job.
Three square meals of bran mash a day, a spot next to our Glorious Leader, and a shiny explosive collar custom fit..."


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"DEFEND YOURSELF, INFIDEL."

As Codename: Aegis drew his Nova Claymore...

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"OH GOOD, I WAS BEGINNING TO WORRY YOU'D ACCEPT."

Warhead's anger manifested in the form of a flaming OT Warhammer.

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*WHOOSH*

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"RAAAGH"

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*KFZZZT*

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*WHOOV*

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*BADOOM*

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"Hup"

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*KA-RUNCH*

*dodge*

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"Oi, how'd you do that?"

"You've got something in your eye."

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*BOOT*

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"Ha-Ha! I shall enjoy fighting alongside you!"

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NEVER!

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*SKAZZLE*

"You're not the only one who can jump about too fast for that puny cameraman to take in!"

"Hold still and DIE!"

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"THAT'S WHAT"

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"YOUR MOTHER"

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"SAID!"

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"Ugh."

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"Have at you!"

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For 'Mata...

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"FOR THE CORPS!"

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*JUNJ*

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*WHOOSH*

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*WZEEEOOO*

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*WHJIING*

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*SHEEOO*

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*JOOOM*

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*VMMM*

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*KJANG*

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"HRR"

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The battle raged on,

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warhammer clashing with claymore,

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Warhead's control and Aegis' grip slipping all the while, until,

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*shove*

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*SHADOOSH*

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Aegis could not have known,

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*CRASH*

but Warhead's persona was splintering, breaking off into shards that were being sent spinning across the
room. Several of these fragments ricocheted around until they were reabsorbed into the main host, but a
great many also escaped through the rapidly destabilizing portal, where they would develop into countless
offshoots of Warhead, each intent on conquering the galaxy for himself.

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"No Prisoners."

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"I know not your name, but you fought well, and assured our mutual destruction. With both Inhibitors taken
out, this portal will overload and destroy the entire palace."


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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


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"SCREW THAT NOISE"

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"IM OUTTA HEER"

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*SHWOOP*

"..."

"Hey now, I'm not dead yet!"


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"What? How?"

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"AHL GI' YE A GLASGO KIS MUN!"

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*DONK*

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"Now what?"

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*ZJHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

"Well Tittybiscuits."

Click here to see what happened to the palace.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:21 pm

Bwah-hahahahahaha! It's like you've been watching the pictures inside my head, EL! This will make a great end scene to FICO, thanks! :D
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Postby Bragallot » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:06 pm

... that's what your mother said! :lol:
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Postby MasterEcabob » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:35 pm

Amazing. The throne room is simply perfect, and I love how well you wove them destroying the stabilizers into the battle. The helmet damage and massive close ups were great too. Not to even mention the ending!
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Postby enders_shadow » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:46 pm

wonderful! this is an amazing climax to a wonderful battle (that will soon happen, if Warhead can get his shit together!). Also, now I'm intrigued by the sword... and I want one :D
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Postby Ross_Varn » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:28 am

Epic, to say the least. Fucking Amazing, to say the next least.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:49 am

Fucking epic.
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Postby Pwnerade » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:08 am

A truly epic duel.
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Postby Ben-Jammin » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:53 am

Epic indeed. I was on the edge of my seat for the whole duel. I wants a Nova Claymore.
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Postby BFenix » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:56 pm

Aegis, you spread Warheads evil across space and time! Good job 8)
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:17 pm

...damn, I spored! Bwah-hahahahaha! :lol:
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sat Jun 11, 2011 3:13 pm

"Aegis could not have known"

He had no idea what happened.

Plus, each individual Warhead is weaker than the original, by various degrees depending on how many shards they've assimilated.

Have you ever seen any other of the Warheads manifesting OT warhammers with pure rage? No? They're less powerful.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:14 pm

True, but they will get more powerful if able. Medivo for one. Of course that brings into question just how weak the original Warhead might be..? or hasn't anyone thought of that? I like to think they're out there right now, hunting each other down in a "highlander" style battle to be the one and only Warhead. Besides, we had to come up with a) a limitation on Warhead's excesses and b) a reason why the little bastard keeps appearing in everyone's battles.

I like this story we all seemed to mind meld out while on chat, in between all the dick jokes anyway. :D

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Postby enders_shadow » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:08 pm

so, next battle we need at least three warheads showing up, each trying to kill the others and making the Immortals follow them :D

that would be awesome. Also, we should let Warhead control all three. :P
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Postby NapalmKing » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:10 pm

enders_shadow wrote:so, next battle we need at least three warheads showing up, each trying to kill the others and making the Immortals follow them :D

that would be awesome. Also, we should let Warhead control all three. :P


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