Oriental Federation vs. Everybody - THE FINAL BATTLE

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Postby Rody » Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:25 am

a zombie ninja viking, with double wielded miniguns, with chainsaws attached to them, that can also fire pirahna's (zombie piranha's)

our hero's upon seeing this descide upon the most logical thing to do, which is...
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Postby pesgores » Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:23 am

...to spend all day on the Internet, but the PC...
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Postby Rody » Thu Jun 26, 2008 1:50 pm

they used turned out to be made out of wood.
due to weird chemical reactions it turned out to be...
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Postby pesgores » Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:34 pm

...a chopped head of a viking that died...
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Postby Rody » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:51 pm

and naturally a wooden viking head doesn't work all that well as computer...

it BSODs the minute they try to start their videogames.
therefore they immediatly start calling the customer service... instead of worrying about the zombie ninja viking that starts to attack them.
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Postby DanNewt1.0 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:52 am

if the customer service number hadn't been saying "...please hold...(elevator music)" someone might have heard the viking head causing ruin and destruction to whatever is left of LEGO as we know it....
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Postby pesgores » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:35 am

'cause the Triangle will always be nearby and pwn everyone who dislikes it...
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Postby DanNewt1.0 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:52 am

then the triangle explodes in an incrediable amount of studs and blocks!!

a nearby mechanic believes he can create some sort of vehicle out of the rubble...
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Postby ahp77 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:54 am

...and can't, but is enlightened by ze ▲. and thus he can.

and so he makes...
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Postby pesgores » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:56 am

..A giant banana with a ton of nukes that will explode if the banana is destroyed...
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Postby Rody » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:24 am

naturaly a giant gorrila apears and picks up the banana,
upon seeing this, king kong is very displeased with the gorilla, because he wanted to eat the banana first. so he...
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Postby pesgores » Wed Sep 10, 2008 9:33 am

...climbs the Empire State Building and starts to throw nukes to the ground below...
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Postby ahp77 » Wed Sep 10, 2008 3:05 pm

...but the almighty ▲ snatches them out of the air and throws them back because...
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Postby pesgores » Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:08 am

..the guys who built the nukes are Triangleists and then King Kong...
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Postby DanNewt1.0 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:30 am

goes back to his movie set for 10 million brik gold pieces. the triangle is beaten to a pulp by a circle because as we know without circles there is no such thing as a brik...

the triangle dies in a blaze of logic and a minifig hero rises from the ashes...
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