Well, so much for "tomorrow". A storm hit Chicago hard, and crapped out my computer, leaving me to browse the internet with my Wii, which sucks at this kind of stuff.
Iron Scorpions - Braggalot
The archer's bowstring snaps.
The hero has his remaining men form up.
"Move it, you bastards! We aren't about to be shown up by those damned greenskins!"
They utterly annihilate the axeboyz!
Meanwhile, the hero lobs a lance at Gorkbachov, who once again, barely survives.
Orkz - FISH!!!
"GRRRR!!!! STOOPID MEN KILL MY BOYZ!!!!
He then scurries away.
Him and Gorkbachov both run away until the next battle, having had a good enough wauuggghhhh.
An Overwatch of pretty much everything alive at this point.
From here on out, I story-moded everything, so I'm sorry if what I did offends either Brag or NapalmKing.
The Iron Scorpion infantry move up.
They surround the tower and the last spearman.
"Your highness, you have lost. Now kindly relinquish control of the docks to us, or we will flay you and hang your organs from the flagpole!"
"As I expected." "Karlos, I'm putting you in charge of the docks while I deliver our prisoner to a secure facility where we can make some good money for his ransom."
"Umm... I'll... kill... you... badly..."
The prison cart leaves the battle field.