The Rules

[Rayhawk]

Sure, as soon as the word "forums" appears in a google search there are automated programs running all over the world that find them and try to start accounts.

[King of Brix]

Just kicking them doesn't sound very effective... How about poison gas?

[Tiny Tank Rannon]

Sure, as soon as the word "forums" appears in a google search there are automated programs running all over the world that find them and try to start accounts.

really? Well this calls for ane exterminus! ready to make the planet asplode in 3-2-5-3-1!

BOOM!

[doodstormer]

Just kicking them doesn't sound very effective... How about poison gas?

Bah, poison gas. Spammers don't breathe. Nor do they sleep, eat, have a life, etc.
However, they make some wicked moonshine.

[Grunt-139]

No have the Spirit of the Rules and his trusting axe hunt them down. That will teach them not to mess with the game of BrikWars and the rule of Rayhawk.

[*CRAZYHORSE*]

no NO! make a fake forum and as soon as you find a spammer make him join that forum that way all the spammers will come together and spam happely, so now everybody is happy =D or we could just burn them

[Rody]

that would be a waste of server, crazyhorse

[ahp77]

you don't read small text, do u?

[Rody]

you don't need a server to burn stuff

[Nimja]

Just kicking them doesn't sound very effective... How about poison gas?

The humans are dead...
The humans are dead...
with poisonous gases,
we poisoned their asses...

[Overwatch_Elite]

Just kicking them doesn't sound very effective... How about poison gas?

The humans are dead...
The humans are dead...
with poisonous gases,
we poisoned their asses...

stop bumping dead threads

[stubby]

Complaining about necros = one day ban

[LordofLEGO]

Unlike the rules of the rulebook, the rules of the BrikWars forums are set in stone and involiable.  They consist of the following.

1. The administration of the BrikWars forums is based on the concept of representative democracy.  The users of these forums, namely you, are represented in the administration by a carefully-chosen number of voting representatives.
1(a). The specific number of representatives chosen, in this case, is one; and that one, in particular, is me.
1(b). Furthermore, unlike the usual type of voting representative, I can cast as many votes as I like.
2. In the event of a tie, a special representative will be appointed to make the decision by executive fiat. This representative is selected from a group of candidates consisting of: me.
2(a).In the case of not giving a crap, no deadline can be set for the decision to be made.
3. In the interest of fairness, when a user or users disagree with a decision of the administration, there is of course an appeals process.  The process is as follows.  Users with grievances to air are asked to contact their appeals representative, namely myself. Then, following due process, I will laugh at them.

4. The administrative process of the BrikWars forum could also be likened to a What I Say Goes Roll in which I always roll over nine thousand.

In a similar vein, here are the BrikWars forums' Terms of Service.

1. Don't tick me off.  The Administration is understood to be in a state of "being ticked off" if a representative is caused to feel any of the following towards or for a user:

a. Anger
b. Annoyance
c. Exasperation
d. Disgust
e. Shame
f. Nausea
g. Acute Disdain
h. Non-Euclidian Geometry
2. The Rules and the Terms of Service are subject to change at any time, retroactive or otherwise, following administration review.
2(a). The administration is not required to announce or even describe these changes; users will be held to them regardless.
2(b). If this seems unfair, please refer to the appeals process described earlier.
3. Have fun! This should go without saying.  If it doesn't, you're probably stupid, and it's a good bet that you're on a fast track to violating Terms of Service Rule #1 (see above).  Users should not come to the BrikWars forums with the intention of having something other than fun.

That's all!  Hopefully that's not too complicated, I think I managed to eliminate almost all the dice rolls from the system.  Good luck!

Hello,

I promise to follow those rules of the BrikWars Forum.

Yours Sincerely,

[Zupponn]

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As far as I knew, there were only 4 rules:

6 - asses start with 6

7 - Don't concur.

8 - Don't call Natalya "Nat".

9 - No snuggle jokes.


Did I miss any?

[TheAtomikpunk]

all hail the brikokracy!

I think Rayhawk, our overlord, should be a brik-tater instead of merely a overlord.