The Lego Wastelands: Turn 6 - Battle Finished

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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:13 am

I send my orders.
I hate these NecroTeks. they have to many legs to make them imobile.
Question can they climb walls? Do they have Spider gymnastics special ability?
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:22 am

The story so far...

+ + + + + KILL CHART + + + + +

Assault Trooper Aoffan/Ross: 8

Scout/Recon Trooper CrazyHorse: 6

Berserker TerrorKhan Moron (MoronStudeos): 6 + (Mutant Monkey tamer + friend)

Marksman Trooper Krus: 5 + (1x rescued team mate)

Master Sgt Ecabob (MasterEcabob): 5

Assault Trooper BFenix: 3 + (1x Scav Crab)

Support Trooper F!SH: 4 + (Weapon Tech Specialist dice bonus)

(KIA) Assault Trooper Killer Keratsu: 4 + (First Blood)

(KIA) Assault Trooper RJ/GoD: 3 + (1x Scav Crab)

Assault Trooper Silva: 3 + (2x rescued team mates = Medic dice Bonus)

Immortal Maniac - Boomer (Stubby): 2 + (ex-Sophisticated Pants)

Rogue Trooper Mgb519: 1

(KIA) Support Trooper Piltogg: 0 + (half Scav Crab)

Immortal Valkyrie (Braggalot): 0 + Bouncing Baby Berserker TerrorKhan.



NecroTek (Zahru)

Life Energy Stored: 0

Kills: 0

Zombies Created: +3
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Postby BFenix » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:38 am

No! Come here Scavs, Im not done kicking your ass! *grump* Great, now my trophy fear tactic is useless against those infernal undead... right?

I back up and open fire on the incoming smaller ghoulish constructs, going for headshots and readying up if things get close and personal. Any ideas on how to fight these things properly guys?
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:58 am

There were only a handful of Scavs and Wallies left, and no, fear is nothing to the NecroTek, but I must stress that the enemy who are being played by Zahru can see your orders. Please start PM'ing orders from now on like Bonn-o-Tron. Sorry for confusion.

If anyone wants to change their orders because of that then they can PM me and I'll keep the sequence of turn initiative the same regardless.
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Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:01 pm

Okay. Orders PM'd.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:23 pm

Hey guys! I'm winning! Er- We're winning! Right.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:16 am

I can't believe that I am second on the kill chart while I was going for a stealthy aproach.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:29 am

Your counter attack attempt to help Killer Keratsu accounts for three or four of those kills. Stealth or not he's quite the close combat dude.

Aoffan/Ross's Maniac Auto-shotgun has proven deadly in close confines, as it should be. Aoffan/Ross just found the proper place to be the most use... you may want to provide me with some orders too.

All in all this team has accounted for over 50 assorted Scavs and Wallies... Some of the Scav's had more than one Hit Point so made up for the Wallies making it a fairly true body count. The team isn't too badly mauled either so I was thinking of awarding them an Almighty Benny. Fuck it, it's done. One Almighty Benny awarded and to be used by Master Sgt Ecabob at some point.



PM to MasterEcabob wrote:From: Warhead
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:48 am
Subject: Master Sgt Ecabob commanding 7th Cav Fast Armour Recon Squad
For acts of valour, bravery and courage under fire, not to mention the impressive body count, you and your squad have hereby been awarded the "Almighty Benny" to be used as laid down in the Articles of Brikwars Engagement as written by Stubby http://www.brikwars.com/rules/2010/1.htm The added bonus will effect the entire squad in this exceptional case.

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Postby Warhead » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:56 pm

I still require PM'd orders from...

Stubby

FISH!!!

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Postby MasterEcabob » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:04 pm

Now that was what I call an exciting turn! When I first checked the PM, I was worried for a moment that the Benny was awarded posthumously, but it appears that we are instead just getting started...

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Postby Killer Karetsu » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:16 am

Btw...what's with the Keratsu and Zuhra, Warhead? :)
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:31 am

Apperently he fixed Zahru's name but not yours :)
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Postby Warhead » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:34 pm

I dost not have tame for thus MuckeyMoose Ballshut!
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Postby Zahru II » Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:05 pm

Every time I saw Zuhra written down, for some bizarro reason or another the first thing that pops into my mind is a female alter-ego of the character.
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Postby BFenix » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:17 pm

Warhead wrote:I dost not have tame for thus MuckeyMoose Ballshut!


Ahah that's it! Warhead posts his forum battle turns only when drunk! It all makes sense now, well... it really wasn't a secret or anything.... :wink:

Zahru II wrote:Every time I saw Zuhra written down, for some bizarro reason or another the first thing that pops into my mind is a female alter-ego of the character.


Sounds like some sort of she-Hulk
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