Sig-Fig request...ish, True Evuuul: The T.a.r.ren MkI

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Sig-Fig request...ish, True Evuuul: The T.a.r.ren MkI

Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:24 am

A lone warrior named my floppy penis approached The Immortals with an interesting request, and mutually beneficial proposal. He was given an audience with the Lord Warhead, and an agreement was reached.

Plans were made in secret, the project was begun. The new assignment went into production and from the very Bones of the planet FICO new alloys were wrought and assembled. A vast Immortal foundry and an entire armoury both set aside their important work of war as Immortal minds bent their will to the new task...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch!..



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Naturally enemy insurgents get word back to the Alliance about the new project. In a daring strike, an Assyrian Raider force secure an Immortal landing site allowing reinforcements to begin to deploy from the just landed Destroyer.

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:trap: Things start to go wrong, pretty fast. The information about the project was leaked on purpose, the project was complete and in need of testing... But what could have caused this devastation?..

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Now revealed, the Warrior my floppy penis appears, in a new suit of personally designed Power Armour. The Immortals set him loose on the Assyrian force. To break their spirit...

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...their bodies...

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...and, their minds.

But, why would this require an entire foundary or armoury to make?..

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Because, it also comes in Micro-Scale too, and this version can transport itself between worlds like any Immortal ship but with the added bonus of being it's own planetary assault vehicle too.

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Only my floppy penis controls these weapons, his mission to bring death an destruction to the enemies of the Immortals. There is even talk of Immortalisation for the new Immortal ally my floppy penis, if all goes well.

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It even towers over the Blood Wraith, one of the main Immortal Titan Scale Assault vehicles known of in the Brikverse so far.

From: my floppy penis
To: Warhead
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:46 pm
Subject: How to accurately represent my floppy penis
One: Mech superweapon made from a peteframe. Parts heavy, but very posable. It should be able to actually throw around smaller ships. It would need it's own ship to dock (I.E Lay down and attach to) in order to transport it. The ship would of course have it's own weapons, but carry no/very few ships of it's own to assist it. http://fiveprime.org/hivemind/Tags/lego,petecorp
One arm can be an entire cannon for all I care, but I want one that's either a turboclaw, or just uses the standard clip hand for a large sword/saber.

As far as ground representation, you can go the phallic route (which will be your design's) or my own. My own being:
Possible light power armor with a heavy tesla cannon/gauss rifle/ Anti vehicle sniper rifle/Chaingun and heavy caliber pistol as a sidearm. Or a big power-claw. Or both. Brown hair, and maybe a head with light stubble. A helmet would be fine too.
Preferred colors for both would be * Red/crimson and gold.


* You mean, black, black with black.
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Postby subyrally » Mon Jul 25, 2011 7:43 am

not that is awesome :twisted:
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Postby BFenix » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:06 am

*sigh*

You know Warhead, there is no point in making these great microscales if you're not going for minifig-scale after that... fine not the my floppy penis, but at least the Bloodwrath or some Super Death Tank! C'mon give us something! :o

Seriously now, awesome piece right there
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Postby Silverdream » Mon Jul 25, 2011 10:45 am

Yeah! Go my floppy penis! Woo!
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Postby Hoboman » Mon Jul 25, 2011 11:49 am

Well done again Mr. Warhead. Great build. :D
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Postby Theblackdog » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:07 pm

Whoa, that's awesome. The Dick-cannon is an... interesting... detail.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:16 pm

It just wouldn't be my floppy penis without it. Thanks lads. :wink:

I have too many Lego projects I'd like to start/finish as it is. If you want me to build bigger stuff then someone'll have to take care of all the other day to day stuff that gets in the way all the damn time.
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Postby Natalya » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:28 pm

Assyrians don't use the Brawler hardsuits.
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Postby Zahru II » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:39 pm

Holy...

This is badass.

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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:42 pm

Natalya wrote:Assyrians don't use the Brawler hardsuits.


Not the face! He made me do it!
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Postby Zupponn » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:02 pm

Damn. I'm glad I'm on your side. :D
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Postby piltogg » Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:40 pm

my floppy penis is on the immortal side of things??? good thing I'm not involved with your vile heresies any longer.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:41 pm

Indeed, you're far better off being a lesser evuul. :wink:
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Postby Tarren » Mon Jul 25, 2011 6:06 pm

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Postby Pwnerade » Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:10 pm

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