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Postby Lego_scout » Sun May 09, 2010 7:58 am

But what would it teach? That midgets get very angry? Or that size 0 things can't hurt each other unless through hroic feats?
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Postby Warhead » Sun May 09, 2010 9:48 am

I thought it taught that my future and as yet not existing grandchild is not to be messed with.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sun May 09, 2010 5:47 pm

Lego_scout wrote:But what would it teach?

What not to do.
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Postby Legonater » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:08 pm

You shouldn't have made both guys blue.  :shock:
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Postby Keldoclock » Fri Feb 18, 2011 11:40 pm

Legonater wrote:You shouldn't have made both guys blue.  :shock:


It's almost a year old.
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Postby sjosten » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:59 am

It was short, and Stubby's right about the captions. That's really all I have to say.
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Postby Skyian Leader » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:16 pm

meh, I've seen worse reports.
but I've also seen better.
stubby defenatly made it 300% better.

But the moral of this battle report is: stick to the normal minifig scale
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Re: Microfig battle

Postby Natalya » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:19 am

stubby wrote:Nah, it just needs some better captions.

TURN 0: MicroWarhead and MicroApollyon realize that microfigs have been left out of every BrikWars battle since the dawn of time.  THEY ARE SO ENRAGED THAT REALITY ITSELF BECOMES BLURRY

TURN 1: The microfigs charge at each other, but they have no arms or weapons and can't even do crash damage because they're size 0.  Once again their rage enblurifies.  FFFUUUUUU-

TURN 2: MicroApollyon uses a Rage Feat to turn into an industrial-strength killing machine.  But the Feat fails, and so he turns into a Micro Burger Joint instead (causing old-timers like Tzan to make "where's the beef?" jokes that no one else gets).  MicroWarhead uses a Flaming MicroSkull Feat to blow up the burger joint - success!  MicroSuccess!  (Even in death, MicroApollyon's dying rage causes slight reality blurrage.)

THE MICROEND.  Micro-victory: MicroWarhead.
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