501stCadians wrote:So me and my friend were having a Brikwars battle.He had set up in a bunker a 2-man machine-gun and a 2 man rocket-luancher.It was chewing my stuff up,despite five(5!)bombing runs,numeros armoued vehicals,flamethrowers,and a lot on infantry.Horrible angry,i called in an Orbatil Bombarmint and a Artilery barrage.(We had 2 other maps,one with the Artilery and on that was a Spcae-ship.)These begin pounding into the bunker,BUT THEY don't DIE>To tally Pissed right the f*** off right now,i call in 2 more things:A dropship to pick up my guys,and a nuke.
Needless to say,the nuke oblerated everything.EVERYTHING.
Really funny cause i was practicly pulling my hair out.
ace121 wrote:My brikwars inside joke is Timmy the Dimmy.
Timmy the Dimmy is a captain in my army, and he got his name because of the outrageous bad luck he has in living. He can't live more than one round in ANY game. He dies, then gets healed, then dies, then gets healed, then dies, then my medics give up on him. To make it worse, he only ever dies from either friendly fire or his own critical failures (Once got three 1s in a row).
That is Timmy the Dimmy. He eats misfortune for breakfast.
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