Your most painful BrikWars death?

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Postby 09123456a » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:39 am

Okay, so there's this troop deployment system specifically designed to fire from orbit at incredible speeds, smash through the planet's crust, and descend into the molten core, where a epic battle was taking place.
Unfortunately, there happened to be someone standing exactly where the troop deployment system hit the ground. He didn't die due to chance, but disintegrated whilst pounding through solid stone milliseconds later.
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Postby mgb519 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:35 pm

6d6 plasma flamer. On an explosives expert. Who still had an explosive charge.
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Postby heavyfishcannon » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:57 pm

Well, there was the time I strapped an enemy officer to a bomb puppy, and ten shoved them down an ice dragon's throat. the result was no survivors, and a win for my side :twisted: :iwolf:

Another humerus death (Probably hurt a lot, too) was when my samurai themed army, led by Lu Bu http://www.badassoftheweek.com/lubu.html Where tasked with destroying my brothers random army... of doom! My forces where doing fairly well, when My brother used a storm trooper mechanic to build a starbucks joint. Turns out, pseudo-samurais don't like starbucks, so they razed it to the ground. Then My brother sent the mechanic with 3 minions and rebuilt the damn starbucks! As an extra F you, he tacked on a cheap ass +2 on all rolls due to morale boost, and won the what I says goes roll. So I went on a starbucks razing spree. I must have destroyed it a good 5 times, and by then all my men where dead but Lu Bu. In a last ditch effort, he destroyed the starbucks one last time. Guess what happened? :roll: Finally, Lu Bu got so pissed off, he committed seppuku. He rolled a 1, so he shoved the katana so far in it goes out his back, and his intestines (7 red snakes) came out. But he lived. My brother was felling generous, and had his mechanic, with new found super strength, beat Lu Bu to death with that damn Starbucks. Needless to say, he won.
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Postby sjosten » Wed Aug 17, 2011 9:56 pm

Once, I was bored and decided to play BrikWars against myself. I was short on cool looking minifigs, and used my five year old sister's favorite as an "Enemy" fighter. She ended up chucking my Hero off a building onto a spear.
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Postby Predator » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:10 am

When my Vangaurds (different army than what i now have.) Died in turn 2!
They had an officer and stuff! Worse: They got beaten up by 2 pirates! Only 2 against my 10 assault specialists! :shock:
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Postby sjosten » Fri Aug 19, 2011 2:49 am

Predator wrote:When my Vangaurds (different army than what I now have.) Died in turn 2!
They had an officer and stuff! Worse: They got beaten up by 2 pirates! Only 2 against my 10 assault specialists! :shock:

Twoturns? You're one step closer to becoming a dimmy. Which means that I'll be over in the opposite direction of where you're going.
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Postby Silverdream » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:52 pm

sjosten wrote:Twoturns? You're one step closer to becoming a dimmy. Which means that I'll be over in the opposite direction of where you're going.


Go eat your mom's shit covered spikey 12 inch dildo. Brikwars is about having fun, and if you become a pissy little bitch whenever someone uses strategies that end in bloodbaths and massive casualties on all fronts, then you don't understand the game.
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Postby HHD » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:53 am

mine was a minifig shot down a jet and it crashed towards him, the hero used his feat to save him but got a 1 saving the minifig but getting crushed by the crashing jet. Then it blew up sending a pice of srapnen iinto the saved minifig.
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Postby HHD » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:06 pm

Sorry for the second post in one day but me and my brother were playing and it was against an army of Fleebnorks and i dropped in my hero via droppod. It takes a turn for it to hit the dirt so my hero feated by redireting the pod at som "norks to kill them. He died as an OTF was under the pod as he hit yes thats right an ORANGE TRANSPARENT FLEEBNORK
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Postby HHD » Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:12 pm

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Postby james+burgundy » Sun Aug 28, 2011 8:02 pm

thats a nice lava lamp, tooth brush and book. The post-it notes are very aesthetically pleasing giving a bit of panache to the other wise dull colors
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Postby Zupponn » Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:48 pm

james+burgundy wrote:thats a nice lava lamp, tooth brush and book. The post-it notes are very aesthetically pleasing giving a bit of panache to the other wise dull colors

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Postby BFenix » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:22 pm

Once I played against my best bud and he made a unit called "Sweet Summoner". I let him be, surely it would bring some awesomeness to the table. Except that watching my War Bitches getting rapped by "Warp Spawned Gummy Bears" wasn't exactly great. Fortunately I won the game and forced my friend to eat ALL the gummy bears he had, including the ones rendered and deformed from battle.
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Postby Legofighter » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:57 am

Mine was when a helicopter smashed into a pirate guy before hitting the ship's mast and exploding
Yes, the pirate got a CHOPPER! into his @ss


(btw, it's not that one)
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Postby Bragallot » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:07 pm

This thread would be so much better with pics.

Well... Come to think of it I just had one.

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