Once again we return to the classic Moronstudios field of battle, Brikinvillewhere almost all of the townspeople is hobos.
In this game the hobos would wonder around and sometimes interact with the nearest object (opening a crate, shoving someone). If they saw violence they would go into a fenzy themselves.
Shopkeepers would only go violent if someone touches their stuff (hobos have no money, armies never pay).
My army was a mining squad, sent to search the caves dug up near the weapon shop. My hero was the guy in blue, My specialist was the guy in red with a d12 skill was my specialist.
My brother took the inexperienced adventurers, who had set camp on the other side of Brikinville. Their hero was the PC, who is dueling the dwarf in this picture. His specialist was the CC weapons master wearing the jackel helmet.
My brother got the first turn and used it to expand.
A strong shot from his long ranged guy set the weapon shop on fire.
My guys advanced across the bridge.
In response the hobo picked up the sheep.
The other hobos stumbled around town.
One ended up rambling to the weapon shop owner
The barbarian adventurer charged a rock, no effect.
Two other adventurers enter the magic shop.
The PC tried to bull rush a sitting hobo, ended up throwing his sword into a window.
Two of the ranged units go around the back.
I took care of hobo threat using a rifle, sending the sheep hobo into a rage.
The miners advance into town.
And secure the bridge
My hero advances to the mines.
I shove back the sheep hobo as he attacks.
Some hobo finds apples in a chest.
Others stumble around town.
The hobo in the shop walks up to a wall.
The magic shop owner is killed, he throws his wand in an attempt to parry.
The PC attemped to jump through the window, and knocked himslf out for a turn. The dwarf kills the hobo.
My brother was not going to let the wand go to waste.
The barbarian starts to grind down the rock.
The fire spreads on the weapon shop. The most amazing thing about it was that the fire will all go from fire size 3" to no fire in one turn after 6 points of fire grinding.
A couple of helpers join my hero.
My guys continue around town even if one does get pushed down by a hobo.
I easily kill the hobo that attacked me.
A hobo decide to steal from the weapon shop and grabs the shotgun.
However, inertia is a cruel bitch.
A dwarf heads near the Mc Stankys
The specialist and dwarf exit the magic shop with stolen goods.
Grinding of the rock continues.
The ranged adventurers continue on.
The miners continue up the hill
and into the town.
I barge into the empty weapon shop.
Hobos go about thier stuff.
The barbarian climbs up the rock to confront the miners. a good shot from the mage kills my long ranged guy.
A shoot out begins.
The miner hero tried to knock the barbarian down the hill, but stumbled through the table of cannon ammo.
My specialist (who i will be calling Protoman), climbed up the steps as the close combat help charged the crossbower
I kill a dwarf, sending the hobo in black into a blood frenzy.
Raiding the weapon shop.
Finishing his call the hobo hangs up the phone.
His backup arives on the field. The black knight had heroic stats (without the feats) and a magic sword that would do 1" of knockback for every guy killed with it.
The PC gets revenge on hills fallen ally.
A What I Say Goes roll was used to decide whether or not a CC weapons master could use missiles. I argued that missiles are launched, so not. My brother said that you throw them, so he could. The dice spoke in his favour.
The scroll was a skelleton summing scroll. The dwarf failed to use it correctly and summon the hostile skeletons around himself.
Combat continues between the hero and the barbarian.
Protomen headshots the mage while the miner swordsman is killed.
My hero backs from combat and shoots the barbarian.
A continued raid of the weapon shop.
A hobo attacks the PC, who decideds not to parry because it is only a hobo.
The error of his ways shows as the hobo slices his neck with exploding dice.
The hobo is given CC weapon master because of this amazing feat (killing a hero with a d4 skill dice)
In a dieing heroic feat the PC kills one of the skeletons.
This fails to save the dwarf.
The black knight walks forward.
A working heroic feat sends the barbarian down the cliff as my hero throws a pickaxe at him.
Protomen takes out the guy with the crossbow.
After being pushed into the random item shop by hobodwarf the miner kills the store owner and shoves the hobo when attacked.
My attempts to kill the CC hobo are useless.
The apple hobo gets the attention of the sheep.
The CC hobo kills my guy with the shotgun.
The black knight is a pushover and the skeletons kill him with ease (my brother points out that he was most likely an undead nerd).
Taking his stuff the skeletons go and kill the CC hobo, spawning a new skeleton.
I throw some oil on the ground near the skeletons
The barbarian shoves the hobo into the wall and takes the phone as I shoot a shotgun blast at them, to no effect.
I use the cannon and its limited arc of fire to set fire to the oil and kill the skeletons.
Things are not looking good for my shotgun guy.
The barbarian goes weapon shopping.
After killing the clothing shop owner the CC weapons master starts to open the safe.
The miner climbs onto the weapon shop and tries to break into the window, breaking his pick.
Another miner is killed.
The hobo, having 96% luck, found a magic sword that would give one extra attack per turn for every person killed by it.
(this turned out to be overpowered, any suggestions for what the power should be?)
The apple hobo gains the farmer heroic cliche
The dwarfhobo crafts a flamethrower durring a fey mood and goes searching for fuel.
Having 100% luck the dwarf finds there is plenty of fuel in the can.
The farmer looses his apples if a failed feat. Sword hobo kills a sheep.
Barbarian collects a shield.
The CC master jumps through the window in his new armour.
A well placed cannon shot starts a grease fire.
The flamethrower proves ineffective.
The sword of attacks claims another victim.
The last of the adventurers gather as the last of the miners gather.
The CC master is killed with ease.
The farmer charges the dwarf.
The farmer them charges my hero as Protoman kills the sword hobo. the farmer is killed with the sword of attacks.
"Sir, I think we should lock this weapon away as it is far too..."
"What are?" *Bang*
The last survivor walks awayu with spoils of war.
Overwatch of the new brickinville.