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Postby Silverdream » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:16 pm

Thank you for joining the third alliance. We will hunt Warhead until he has nowhere to run, we will fight him until he has no weapons to fight, and we will kill him until he tires of living.

And you, the Avalonians will sit in grand halls of feasting with a bigger empire and better technology. All because you joined when we asked.

Hail the Third Alliance.
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:46 pm

Ham701 wrote:Obviously an impostor Warhead. I haven't seen him shag anyone since his appearance.


This is only a sphincter of Warhead. Also, Avalonian women aren't attracted to men that have flaming skulls for heads...

... at least we hope so.
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Postby Theblackdog » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:26 pm

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:
Ham701 wrote:Obviously an impostor Warhead. I haven't seen him shag anyone since his appearance.


This is only a sphincter of Warhead. Also, Avalonian women aren't attracted to men that have flaming skulls for heads...

... at least we hope so.


Only moms are attracted to Warhead.  (Or, at least, only moms interest him).
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Postby Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:43 pm

Moms still fall under the "woman" category. At least most of them do.
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:44 am

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Moms still fall under the "woman" category. At least most of them do.


:lol:  :studgod:
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Postby Colette » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:17 am

As one of your earlier alliance members, we too will stand against this Warhead that plagues your kingdom. Though I am not a Third Alliance member, I would like to contribute to this upcoming battle. Anything you ask for will be given!
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:30 am

Colette wrote: Anything you ask for will be given!

:twss:
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Postby Ham » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:29 am

:trap:
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Postby Silverdream » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:25 am

Colette wrote:As one of your earlier alliance members, we too will stand against this Warhead that plagues your kingdom. Though I am not a Third Alliance member, I would like to contribute to this upcoming battle. Anything you ask for will be given!


Nonononononononononono, go make your own alliance.
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Postby Bragallot » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:40 am

Translates to: Thanks for the offer, but we can't bear the wrath of the entire Brikverse bearing down on us for cooperating with you.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:13 pm

I, as a member of the Third Alliance, hereby declare war on the Trattorians. I expect my comrades to join me in this endeavor.
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Postby piltogg » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:49 pm

We also kick their asses.
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Postby Colette » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:51 pm

Robot Monkey wrote:I, as a member of the Third Alliance, hereby declare war on the Trattorians. I expect my comrades to join me in this endeavor.


Fucking come on! The one time I post anything related to the brikwars plotline in a while I get attacked. Grow up a little, and more importantly, grow some balls and fight something other than the forum's punchbag and butt monkey/acceptable target. I don't have the time or stamina for these kind of childish exchanges and honestly I couldn't give a damn about what some immature, whiny teenager thinks about me. I'll be posting something else in the future as always, but until then, how about doing something awesome like taking a stand against the Immortals instead of beating on another one of pedo's factions.
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Postby Silverdream » Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:25 pm

I will not declare war on the Trattorians. But I will not allow them to join the third alliance.

You've taken steps to become less of a douchebag, but these things take time.
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Postby Colette » Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:34 pm

My phrasing was badly worded. I never wanted to join the Third Alliance, but I simply wanted to help the Avalonians in their upcoming battle. Re-reading the post again, though, it certainly sounds like it. My bad. :oops:

So, rephrasing my post, though I am not a member of the Third Alliance and have no wish to join it any time soon, I believe that we all agree on the common goal of protecting the Avalonians and fighting Warhead out of their country. I merely wish to help a long-standing friend of the Trattorians'.
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