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Post by Silverdream » Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:16 pm

Thank you for joining the third alliance. We will hunt Warhead until he has nowhere to run, we will fight him until he has no weapons to fight, and we will kill him until he tires of living.

And you, the Avalonians will sit in grand halls of feasting with a bigger empire and better technology. All because you joined when we asked.

Hail the Third Alliance.
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Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 9:46 pm

Ham701 wrote:Obviously an impostor Warhead. I haven't seen him shag anyone since his appearance.
This is only a sphincter of Warhead. Also, Avalonian women aren't attracted to men that have flaming skulls for heads...

... at least we hope so.

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Post by Theblackdog » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:26 pm

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:
Ham701 wrote:Obviously an impostor Warhead. I haven't seen him shag anyone since his appearance.
This is only a sphincter of Warhead. Also, Avalonian women aren't attracted to men that have flaming skulls for heads...

... at least we hope so.
Only moms are attracted to Warhead. (Or, at least, only moms interest him).
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Post by Semaj Nagirrac » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:43 pm

Moms still fall under the "woman" category. At least most of them do.

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Post by Bragallot » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:44 am

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Moms still fall under the "woman" category. At least most of them do.
:lol: :studgod:
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Post by cleanupcrew » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:17 am

As one of your earlier alliance members, we too will stand against this Warhead that plagues your kingdom. Though I am not a Third Alliance member, I would like to contribute to this upcoming battle. Anything you ask for will be given!

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Post by Killer Karetsu » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:30 am

Colette wrote: Anything you ask for will be given!
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NO!THERE ARE NO POLAR BEARS IN FINLAND!!!
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Post by Ham » Sun Sep 11, 2011 9:29 am

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stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.
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Post by Silverdream » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:25 am

Colette wrote:As one of your earlier alliance members, we too will stand against this Warhead that plagues your kingdom. Though I am not a Third Alliance member, I would like to contribute to this upcoming battle. Anything you ask for will be given!
Nonononononononononono, go make your own alliance.
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Post by Bragallot » Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:40 am

Translates to: Thanks for the offer, but we can't bear the wrath of the entire Brikverse bearing down on us for cooperating with you.
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Post by Robot Monkey » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:13 pm

I, as a member of the Third Alliance, hereby declare war on the Trattorians. I expect my comrades to join me in this endeavor.
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Post by piltogg » Sun Sep 11, 2011 12:49 pm

We also kick their asses.

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Post by Silverdream » Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:25 pm

I will not declare war on the Trattorians. But I will not allow them to join the third alliance.

You've taken steps to become less of a douchebag, but these things take time.
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Post by cleanupcrew » Sun Sep 11, 2011 2:34 pm

My phrasing was badly worded. I never wanted to join the Third Alliance, but I simply wanted to help the Avalonians in their upcoming battle. Re-reading the post again, though, it certainly sounds like it. My bad. :oops:

So, rephrasing my post, though I am not a member of the Third Alliance and have no wish to join it any time soon, I believe that we all agree on the common goal of protecting the Avalonians and fighting Warhead out of their country. I merely wish to help a long-standing friend of the Trattorians'.

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