Deadliest Minifig (Round 1) [Updated 11/7]

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Postby Bragallot » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:22 pm

I will continue this after I finish my forum battle, doing this with only half a table of space was too much of a bother. The forum battle doesn't look like it's going to last much longer however.
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Postby enders_shadow » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:49 pm

haha! this stuff looks awesome. Also, this post is to let you knwo I'm still alive so you don't give up my spot :D . High school is starting, so I'm kinda buried in hw now. just pm me what/how this is going to work, as well as when, and I'll check every day for a message. this looks great!

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Since doing this in an interactive way would take ages judging by the amount of people you just have to sit back and root for your guy
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Postby Bragallot » Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:10 am

Round 1 Fight 3

Bull Phalanx (GeneralOfDeath) – Scallywag (Rocket_Saint)

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A Bull Mercenary is patrolling along the coasts of the Kingdom...

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But behind a dune, a Scallywag awaits! After they were disbanded as a military unit to be replaced by more trustworthy troops, the Scallywags have again become the pirates and rogues they always were.

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The cannon blasted, but missed badly.

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The Bull wasted no time and charged in immediately, like, well, a bull. The Scallywag reached for his musket hastily...

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... but the phalanx was fast upon him thanks to a good charge. The Scallywag only half-dodged and prevented worse, but still took a hit.

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He retaliated from the top of the hill however, shooting the phalanx and tying the score.

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The phalanx wanted to attack with his halberd, but the Scallywag used his mobility to escape.

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The Scallywag then fired his pistol, but the warrior wasn't impressed.

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He charged in and tried to bash the Scallywag with his shield, but the pirate dodged.

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He spun around and dealt a paltry blow to the Bull's helmet, which the warrior barely felt.

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The warrior then scooped the Scallywag up with his horns, lifting him in the air.

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The Scallywag took a hard fall, but was otherwise unharmed.

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He flipped himself up and struck with his hatchet, but again his strike was feeble.

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The Bull swung his halberd with a large roar, but missed, and the Scallywag drew his hatchet back for a throw...

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His aim was again immaculate, but the Phalanx's helmet barely caught it. There goes the Scallywag's final attack, but the fight still hasn't been decided! It carries on like Bonn-o-Tron...

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The Phalanx again tried to overpower the Scallywag with his shield, this time hitting him, but their strength was about equal.

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The Scallywag tries to jab his sabre into the side of the Phalanx's head, but his blow again glanced off the warrior's shield.

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Tired of his nimble, quick opponent, the Bull took off his helmet...

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... and rammed the horns into the Scallywag's stomache!

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As the pirate lay dying, the Bull roared in victory.

Bull Phalanx (GeneralOfDeath) is victorious with 2 hits versus 1!

Round 1 Fight 4

Wolfpack Knight (me) vs. Bull Heavy (Warhead)

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One of Garth's scouts was exploring the unknown rocky area they had stumbled upon in their quest to reach Phineus' Black Citadel, when he happened upon a most disturbing sight.

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A Bull Heavy - no doubt a renegade - was moving towards the portal, a glowing crystal in his hand.

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The Wolfpack Knight knew he wouldn't be able to get reinforcements in time, so he used his stealth and crept closer, aiming his crossbow at the Heavy's back.

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*thunk*

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"Who's there? I'll get you!"

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"???"

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The charge was true, but the Heavy managed to block the lance. It still threw him back and disrupted him, however.

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The Wolfpack Knight then tried to find a hole in the Heavy's armour, but failed.

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The Heavy wanted to bash the little bastard away with his shield, but the Knight used his mobility to escape.

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He managed another shot, which the Heavy did away with as he raised his halberd for a vicious strike.

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One savage damage roll later the Wolfpack Knight is smeared in blood. The Heavy's blow was powerful enough to account for 3 hits.

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The Heavy can return through the portal with the crystal and continue doing whatever it is he was doing... His master will be pleased.

Bull Heavy (Warhead) is the victor with 3 hits vs. 0!
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:51 pm

VIVA LA BULLS!!!

Dang, I was worried there. Who gave him that cannon?!
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Postby enders_shadow » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:14 pm

wow. bulls just tore through those guys... somewhat literally. Can't wait for more new stuff!
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Postby heavyfishcannon » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:15 pm

Wow. At this rate, why don't we just go with bulls>everything and call it a day?
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Postby enders_shadow » Wed Sep 07, 2011 7:18 pm

because elves are better than all y'all!
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Postby Ham701 » Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:35 pm

If I controlled the scallywag, he would have that bull easy. I tore them up last game with like 3 or so and a hero.
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Postby GeneralOfDeath » Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:52 pm

And if not for your damn pistols, you never would have made it past the assasins!
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Postby Ham701 » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:29 pm

No, I believe that's on account of you fucking suck at Brikwars.
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Postby Killer Karetsu » Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:32 pm

Well, at least the dice hated me on that battle..damn, I can't forget that amount of fail!
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Postby Alex » Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:19 pm

These duels are great, can't wait for more!
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Re: Deadliest Minifig (Round 1) [Fight 3 and 4 complete]

Postby GeneralOfDeath » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:40 pm

*poke*
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Re: Deadliest Minifig (Round 1) [Fight 3 and 4 complete]

Postby Bragallot » Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:41 pm

I'll do a few more after the current forum battle is over... Shouldn't take too long (if I receive orders, eh eh eh).
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Re: Deadliest Minifig (Round 1) [Fight 5 complete]

Postby Bragallot » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:17 pm

Round 1 Fight 5

Cultist (Ross_Varn) vs. Orc (Robot Monkey)

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An Orc finds himself in a forgotten wasteland that might have once been a castle. He's been pushing his lobba around without food, shelter or water for days, but now he's spotted a tasy horse!

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The Orc roars in approval, anticipating the feast.

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It's a trap! The cultist blows up the horse, spraying poisonous blood in all directions, and damaging the Orc (1-0). The cultist giggles with glee.

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The orc angrily fires his lobba at the Cultist, hitting him on the head with a rock (1-1).

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The cultist jumps the rock and sprays poison over the orc's head, but he's not impressed.

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The orc then throws his spear!

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The cultist is knocked off the cliff, but is unharmed.

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He then rushes to attack the Orc with his poison dagger.

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The Orc sidesteps as the Cultist crit-fails and raises his orc sword.

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He fails to parry and is swiftly beheaded (2-1).

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The Orc roars in victory. He may find his way out of the wasteland yet.
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